So last weekend was pretty surreal. First time touching a dude. Not my thing. But you know, shit happens, and you gotta move on.
Now it's next Friday, I am way overdue for some freakiness. Susan suggest we go visit the swinger party going down in the next town over. Fingers crossed I'll get some wild swinger strange yet.
"I hope this event is better than the last one! I'm still scarred from beating off Tony," I say sarcastically.
"Hey Jeff, that's kind of how it goes in the swinger life. Do you know how many ladies I've gone down on?"
"I appreciate your point. I'm not sure that it works both ways, though."
"Classic misogynistic view of sex!" she says.
She has a point. Am I wrong though? My whole life it's been if it was girl on girl, it isn't necessarily lesbian, particularly if there's another guy in the room. But if it's dude on dude, it's definitely gay regardless.
We roll up to the house hosting the party. And would you believe it, when we arrive and walk through the door, there's basically four dudes and no ladies. There's Tony and three more guys all of varying shapes and sizes. Jesus Christ! She's done it to me again! I swear to God if no other ladies show up, I'm just gonna walk home. Fuck I care if it takes two hours to get there.
As you can imagine everybody's naked stroking their cocks, waiting for Susan to take center stage. They all applaud as she walks in and struts around, slowly stripping off her clothes.
"Hey boys, I'm here and I brought a friend. Tony, you remember Jeff?"
"What's up, Dude?" Tony says with a giant grin, offering a handshake.
"Hey, Man, good to see you," I reply, trying to sound sincere. "Hey, is there anything to drink around here?" If I'm going to be here, I might as well start drinking to pass the time and endure the BS.
"Yeah, man... There's beers in the kitchen fridge. Help yourself!"
I helped myself to a beer and dug in as I watched Susan entertain the boys. She assumed the classic bukkake position surrounded by the four naked men. She urged me over and I figured it would be rude to sit there with my clothes on watching. I got naked and saddled up between two of the guys while she did her college best to keep us all around, alternating among cocks with her hands and mouth. She looked amazing with her curves and skin, nipples erect as men slapped her tits and ass while she continued to pleasure us.
Eventually one of the guys threw her on the couch and started eating her out. Another offered his cock to her face. Meanwhile Tony suggested we drink some shots.
"Sounds like a plan, Tony," I agreed.
Tony, me and this other guy walked over to the counter that divided the kitchen and the living room. He poured us all tequila shots, which I found to be surprisingly smooth. We stood there in between shots, watching Susan transition to getting spit roasted.
"Man, that Susan sure likes to party!" said Tony.
"She sure does," I agreed. The night wasn't turning out so bad after all. I was sure to climax and enjoy quite the buzz, if not a huge hangover.
Sure enough, I lost count of how many shots I'd had. Before I knew it I needed to sit down. I was getting kind of dizzy.
Tony came and sat down next to me. "They're really going at it," Tony said. Sure enough, Susan was taking it like a champ, one cock in her twat, one in her ass as she straddled one and was stabbed from behind by the other.
"Yeah, she sure knows how to take cock," I affirmed.
After a beat...
"I bet you the one in her pussy cums first," Tony said.
"You think?" I replied. "The guy behind her is really going for it. He looks like he's about to bust if he keeps it up much longer."