My girlfriend, Wendy and I (Peter) were taking a short break in a cottage in north Devon.
It being in a small village there was a small pub for the evening entertainment. We were sitting relaxing with a drink and, the place being full, three men approached and asked "Mind if we park here the place is full up?"
"Please join us." We were on holiday so wanted a relaxed time and said to go ahead.
After a few minutes they realised that our accents sounded London and asked us "You enjoying being in the country away from the 'big smoke." I laughed and said that "London hasn't been smoky since the horses and the heavy manufacturing had gone. Hasn't been a pea souper since the second world war and its mostly smokeless zone now."
Light heartedly the man who seemed to do all the talking and he said. "Sorry 'bout that it's just the usual thing...we aren't from here either and we are staying in a caravan just behind the pub."
We all got chatting about being there and there wasn't much to do...also the pub closed at ten thirty so that was early.
Michael the chatty one said. "We have beers in the caravan and you are welcome to have some with us after the pub closes."
Well, it was our last night and they seemed fun so we did the look at each other and agree and said. 'We'd love to thanks." And 15 minutes later were inside their 'van'.
"So, what do you want? Lager Ale or cider?"
I said "lager please Michael." Wendy said "Cider for me."
And Michael got the drinks...
"It's your last night you said I believe?" asked Michael
"Yes, that's right I replied, back to London on the 11:45."
A few drinks later and we had been chatting and Michael asked. Peter, do you two ever think about sharing?"
"Well, we have actually talked about it but not too seriously" "and" Said Wendy "I don't think I Would be happy with him rodgering other women but Peter has said he could agree to me having other men if I wanted. But you are being bloody cheeky asking. What did you mean by it."
"Well, I wondered if you could give me a blowjob, I haven't had one in 20 years...I'd give you twenty quid."