"Oh, here's something interesting," my fiancΓ©e Angel said, browsing through the throw away paper calendar. "A local strip joint is having a Pimp 'N Ho Party Saturday night. Bikini dancers, good food, music and live entertainment and customers are encouraged to dress up as pimps and whores. Sounds like our kind of party, interested?"
"Sure, why not?" I replied. Angel and I loved to play dress up and go to fun places. We needed a break from our usual S&M club. "Which one do you want to be, the pimp or the whore?" I asked jokingly.
I checked the place out on the internet and the reviews looked good. High marks on food and good-looking dancers and it was practically around the corner.
We started working on our costumes the morning of the party and by 2pm, had them all figured out. Half the fun in doing these events was the dress up part. Stepping out of our usual appearances and assuming different roles was cool. Kind of like Halloween anytime we wanted it.
Angle looked sluttishly adorable in her black and red bustier top with a black mini skirt, fishnet hose, high heeled black suede boots, scarlet opera-length gloves, red collar choker , heavy makeup and trashy, platinum blonde wig.
I matched her red and black color scheme with my black slacks and boots, scarlet satin shirt unbutton to my chest with heavy gold chain, leather vest, black cape and black felt pimp hat complete with red band, gold studs and peacock feather plume. We take our dress up, seriously.
I teasingly ask her "What do you think is a fair price for your services, if we are approached this evening?"
"Five grand." Angel replied after careful consideration.
"Any restrictions?" I added jokingly.
"No pain, anal, bareback or gangbangs." She quipped.
"Do you do women?" I further inquired.
"Sure, why not? If they have the money."she replied.
We arrived at the club at 9pm. The host greeted us and said "Awesome costumes!"
"Costumes," I replied, "Were we suppose to wear costumes?"
He smiled at the joke and showed us to our table which was to the right of the main state. It had a good view. Several people came up to us and complimented us on our costumes. The girls who were dancing seem exceptionally beautiful and seemed quite adapt at pole dancing. Angel was thrilled with their acrobatic displays and flexibility.
I ordered the sirloin and she had the scallops. They were delicious. After a few drinks I need to pee and headed for the men's room.
While I was using the urinal, a rather distinguished gentleman approached me and said. "I couldn't help but notice that gorgeous woman you were sitting with. Is she available?"