"Come oooon," I begged, my fingers brushing teasingly over the zipper.
"I told you, we can't," was the response. "My brother will be home any minute."
"I can do a lot in a minute," I shot a coy smile as my fingers dipped inside the front waistband. A sudden intake of breath and then a hand closed over mine and pulled it away.
"I said no! Is this all you think about? God! What is wrong with you?"
I sat back on the couch, frustrated. He always did this, made me feel like I was some sort of sexual deviant because I wanted physical attention from him. Lately, I had been the one having to initiate any sort of affection between us since baseball season had begun and his ridiculous rotisserie baseball league had started up. He and his friends would sit at the dining room table in his parents' house for hours on end, pouring over stats and trading players back and forth. He usually parked me in front of the TV in another room and, if I was lucky, I was provided a grilled cheese sandwich for sustenance. This was how I was spending my days off when I was 21 years old, with a boyfriend who I thought wanted to screw Wade Boggs more than he wanted me to go down on him. He still lived at home with his parents and while I did as well, we could always get more privacy at his house than mine. When we first started dating at 18, he couldn't keep his hands off me, but after three years, the fireworks between us had become a dud firecracker. Nothing was going off, especially not any articles of clothing. I couldn't have been any more ready to lose my virginity and he couldn't have been any more reluctant to take it.
"I want it to be special for you, why can't you understand that?" he was asking now, his voice bordering on a whine.
"Because I've been waiting for three years! Do you know the hype you have to live up to now? Three years, Bobby!" I retorted, my pent-up exasperation boiling over. "You've had every opportunity, I've given you every hint I could possibly drop. We've been alone in this house for hours for days on end when your parents go out of town! What more do you need?"
"We can't do it here! This is my parents' house!" he answered, sounding shocked I would suggest such a thing. Meanwhile, I knew people that would kill to have an empty house so they could get it on; we were lucky enough to have had one handed to us on a silver platter and Mr. Prim and Proper was scandalized at the idea.
"Fine! Book us a room somewhere!"
"What? A hotel room? How?" he was truly confused.
"Are you freakin' kidding me? You call and reserve a room! Anywhere, I don't care where! At the beach, the airport, I don't care!"
"What if they ask for some sort of deposit?"
"Bobby, are we seriously having this conversation? You give them a credit card number and they'll hold the room," my frustration was quickly turning to anger as it did so easily lately.
"Well, then you do it. You know I don't have credit cards and I can't just borrow my dad's or anything. He's going to want to know about the charges," was the response as I heard a car pull into the driveway and, shortly thereafter, a front door opening accompanied by the sound of various male voices arguing the merits of the Yankees versus the Red Sox.
Bobby hurriedly got up from the sofa and I swear I saw a look of relief flit across his face. "Look, we can talk about this later, okay? Do you want me to bring you something to eat? I'm going to be a while and I don't want you to...."
I got up as well. "I think I'll just go. I can't spend another day just sitting around waiting for you to decide where you want this relationship to go."
"Why does it have to go anywhere? Why can't it just stay the same?" he answered, his voice a full-fledged whine now.
"Because I'm not 18 anymore! Because our friends go out and party and drink and have fun and I'm still stuck in the same place I was three years ago! I want to do different things, I want...," I got no further as his brother stuck his head in the room looking for him.
"Hey, we're ready to start, let's go," he said, ignoring me.
"Okay," said Bobby. "Give me a minute."
He quickly turned to me as his brother left the room. "Look, I've explained this to you a thousand times. I don't like your friends, I don't like that you like hanging around them, I don't like the drinking, I don't know how to dance and I don't like parties. Can't you just accept that? If you love me, you wouldn't try to change me."
"I'm not trying to change you," I responded, desperately now as I heard the unmistakable sounds of the rotisserie game starting up. "I'm just trying to understand why you won't even touch me anymore, why you don't want me to touch you! Why is it always me that has to make a move? And when I do try to make something happen, you get all..."
"I don't have time for this. Parties and drinking aren't for us, okay? We're more mature than a bunch of people getting drunk," he answered, walking out the door as his friends started calling his name.
" 'Mature?'" I called after him. "Are you kidding me? You're about to spend the entire day rolling dice with a bunch of guys, pretending to be baseball players! You call that mature?"
"Ssshhh," he shushed me over his shoulder from the hallway. "They'll hear you."
"Fine! Hear this, then! I'm leaving! I'm not spending another second sitting on this fucking couch waiting for you!"
"Why do you have to curse?"
"Because I'm pissed off, Bobby!" I answered, grabbing my purse off the sofa and pushing past him as I reached the hallway, the group in the dining room suddenly going stone silent.
"Great, they heard you. You're embarrassing me," he muttered, as I stormed past him.
"Not as much as I could embarrass you," I hissed back. "How would your macho jock buddies like to know that you turn down blowjobs?"
"We're gonna talk about this later," he said, making an attempt to look like the man in the relationship in front of his friends.