The Compliment Slut (fm)
By AnonymousNin
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The craziest thing about life is you can compliment any random stranger and they will just start talking to you.
The discovery of this phenomenon blew my mind.
My older brother gave me this book called
How to Win Friends and Influence People
right before I left for college.
I read it straight through in two sittings and it changed my life.
The main takeaway I got from the book is that you can just compliment anyone and they will talk to you.
It's pretty incredible.
To quote Carnegie: it's one of those powers you just habitually fail to use.
So my first year of college started and I've been complimenting at least 5 people a day.
At first I was nervous and I would only compliment other girls.
Like: "hey, I like your shoes." Or: "hey, you look so good today."
But as the weeks have gone by I've grown more confident and now I mostly compliment cute boys.
It's crazy how many phone numbers I have in my phone right now just from complimenting cute boys as I walk across campus.
"Everyone likes a compliment."
I'm getting better at complimenting people too.
At first all my compliments were super generic and usually just about clothes.
My compliments are growing more specific. They are still usually about clothes or jewelry. That's just the easiest thing to compliment about a person.
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About me: I was a virgin when I began college. I fell for the fad of ash blonde hair. It looks good but I'm sick of it at this point. The ash blonde hair looks good in contrast with my tan lifeguard skin.
The first guy I had sex witih was named Derek.
I think I complimented his Vans and we talked and he asked me for my phone number.
Later in the week we went out and got ice cream and then went back to his dorm room.
The sex was ok. Derek was super fit and good looking and lasted long, but I think I was too nervous to really enjoy myself.
I think Derek had a good time.
I was happy to be deflowered.
Our sex was really nice and simple.
Derek and I kissed on his bed.
Slowly our kissing escalated and we touched one another.
Derek then rolled on top of me and slipped it in.
I didn't really feel anything.
No, that's not right. It's more like I don't know what I was expecting it to feel like.
I don't know what I was looking for.
At least Derek was a good kisser.
I just focused on his lips kissing mine as he slid in and out of me.
Derek lasted a while but eventually we pulled out and came in the condom.
We kissed for a while, still naked.
I then dressed, said goodbye, and went back to my dorm.
Looking back, sex with Derek is about as good as a first time that a girl can ask for.
He was fit, and a good kisser.
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The second guy I complimented into a lay was named Sam.
I complimented his forest-green Gymshark one day at the Campus Gym.
Sam and I talked about lifting and working out for a while.
I asked Sam if I could just follow him through his workout and he said yes.
We did some squats and leg stuff and ate lunch together.
I asked Sam for his phone number and we started texting one another right away.
We coordinated to work out again later in the week.
This time we did an upper body day with pull ups and other pull exercises.
We ate lunch together and Sam asked me if I was down to come over and watch a movie or something in the evening.
I said yes, with a big smile on my face.
I stressed the rest of the day on what to wear when I went over to Sam's.
I decided on this really short black sundress I bought right before college and a cute silver necklace.
I went over to Sam's and he showed me into his dorm room.
Sam's room had two beds. Luckily his roommate was out of town for a College yrackmeet.
I think he was in Wisconsin or some shit.
Anyways, Sam and I watched
2001