The following story is true. It contains nothing unusual. Nothing that hasn't happened a million times to a million people. This story's not really mine, and I will give credit where credit is due. It's the story of a teenager jerkin' off. That's about it.
My family moved around a lot. Now once upon a time, we lived in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. Despite popular myth, Saskatoon's not a bad town. Though, not a great town for a teenage kid with nothing but Home Schooling and a mountain bike.
Yes, fine, I was home-schooled. And I do regret it's rendered me socially maladjusted, but that comes with a satisfaction that only the socially maladjusted can know.
Now, this story begins with my older brother.
Upon cleaning his room one day, my mother discovered his stash of porno magazines. She demanded he throw them out, but throw them out he did not. Oh, he threw out ten or so, just so as not to raise suspicion. The rest he tucked neatly under the front steps β a huge hollow box-like stair of concrete.
I learned none of this, until I noticed a shiny cover jutting from under the porch one day. I got down on my hands and knees and dug away at the gravel until I could pull it out.
Gallery
magazine.
My gut tightened β I felt sick with nerves. I tucked it under my pants and pulled my shirt over top, and dashed through the front door and up intoβ¦
Hey, we all know where this story goes. The bathroom had a lock.
Now I must admit, I was quite enchanted with the sight of a woman's full-fledged features for the first time. I recall my favorite spread; a redhead who I swear was natural. Looked like a girl-next-door, posing against one of those ancient Chevy trucks. Her pale skin glowing before the chrome and candy-apple shine. Wet marks on the leather seats.
But this story's not about her, either. This story is about the first sex story
I
ever read. I can't take credit for it. It's not even a story β supposedly, it's true. It's one of those letters people send in to stroke mags.
I can't remember any names. Or the title. But phrases. Images, are burned in my memory. I'll try to recreate it here for you now, as best I can. The letter was first-person, but I'll give you third;