So I told him. One day I thought why the hell not it's not a bad secret you might as well tell him he's your best friend and he will accept you for who you are. Wait, not who I am, what I've done. A few years back I flirted with this guy Jose. I'm not gay, I just like attention, but he was so he gave me it. One thing lead to another and I offered to blow him--if I'm going with a dude I might as well utilize the penis aspect! Jose was intrigued but it was my ass he wanted (Ive been told i have a nice one). I was almost considering letting this guy pop my anal cherry when he suddenly got weird and told me what we were doing was wrong. Now me and my best friend Michael are both straight. I've pretty much always struck out with girls but I do want one. He has always consistently had a girlfriend and always waves his sexual exploits in my face. He really likes me as a friend though and tonight we were sitting on my couch in my living room and he was asking me to tell him everything. He didn't like his best friend keeping secrets from him.
"Come on Franky you gotta tell me everything" he emphasized the last word.
"I pretty much have Michael but there's just one thing I could never tell you... It'd change the way you think of me."
"What are you a republican or something?"
"Psh far from it!"
"What!? Tell me!"
"I dunno..." I knew it wouldn't be bad but the words stuck in my mouth and I couldn't speak.
He laughed "did you accidentally fuck a guy or something?"
"Uhm.... Not exactly?"
"Not exactly!?"
"I mean no I've never touched a guy or anything but..." I watched him very carefully. He had suddenly become very seriously and was waiting for me to finish my sentence. "Well once I almost did."
"That's awesome. How?" I didn't see what was awesome about it but I was thankful for the positive response.
"I guess it sort of happened. We had a thing for a while I guess."
"What guy?"
"Jose"
"Oh yeah he's so gay."
"Not according to him"
He was silent for a long time. It made me nervous.
"Michael?"
"Sorry... Just you know, processing. Are you... Gay?"
"No."
"Bisexual?"
"No. it was just a one time thing, see this is why I worried about telling you."
"I believe you don't worry. I'm just- who was the girl?"
"The girl?"
"Yeah I mean who was on the receiving end. The submissive?"
"Oh... Well I guess that was me" I was so ashamed. It was true I wanted nothing to do with a guy unless it was their cock entering me.
"Huh, I never saw that. Interesting. You're such a manly guy except... I mean"
I knew what he meant. I was was one if the unfortunate males diagnosed with gynecomastia... Meaning I had tits. I always said once I reached eighteen I'd have them removed, but surgery is expensive and in truth I'd grown fond of them. They didn't hang well in a t-shirt but when the clothes were off they were beautiful, and I'd dated girls with smaller tits. Squeezing them and rubbing them always added so much to my masturbating sessions I don't know how I could part with them.
"You mean except for my breasts" I frowned.
"Yeah I mean no offense or anything it's just... I've always noticed you had them and... Fuck"
"I know. I should get them removed. I can't even take off my shirt in public"
"No! They're beautiful. I mean they're nice, I think you should keep them. I've always just sort of..."
"What?" I demanded. I was still shocked from him calling them beautiful.
"I always kinda wanted to feel them. But you always push me away when I try to mess with them."
"I don't like being teased"