Everyone should try and do a good deed every day.
At least that's what I believed and tried to follow through on in my life.
So when my new neighbor moved into my building I decided to put my money where my mouth was and offer him a hand.
He was a good looking guy. A light skinned black man about my age and from the looks of it someone who frequented the gym on a regular basis. He wore small gym shorts and a tank top and his sweaty black body glistened in the sun. My eyes stopped for a minute on the anaconda that was sleeping between his legs and then I realized Derrick was looking at me and smiling. I fumbled and mumbled something and grabbed some boxes.
I'm straight and didn't want him to get the wrong idea. I could only imagine what he was thinking as he caught me staring at his monstrous cock.
Derrick told me that he had been transferred by his company and didn't know anybody. Being neighborly I offered to show him around and introduce him to some folks.
We moved in all of his things in just about 5 hours, taking a break every now and then to pull a cold beer out of a cooler and chat some more.
Derrick was a good looking guy with a good sense of humor and I told him he'd make new friends in no time.
On one trip up the three flight of stairs, I found myself with a particularly heavy box marked PERSONAL STUFF.
I asked Derrick for directions and he steered me towards the huge walk-in closet. Once inside I turned on the light and set the box down. A flap on the box opened and i saw that the box was filled with magazines and dvd's.
Curious I opened the box and saw that the 'personal stuff' Derrick had so carefully packed was apparently his collection of gay porn.
I knelt down beside the box and began to look through the extensive collection.
There is no denying that the photos in the magazines and on the covers of the dvd's were hot.
There were photos of men, black and white, showing off their muscular bodies and epic, engorged monster cocks. There was closeups of washboard abs and rock hard, toned asses. There were photos of men engaged in almost every activity I had thought possible. There were photos of men in the 69 position, sucking each other's cocks and balls and playing with their puckered man-holes.
There were close-up shots of huge cocks stretching assholes and sliding into wet, eager mouths.
There were photos of younger men, some looking barely 18 and so pretty they could have been girls. Those photos showed them with boys like themselves, smooth and pretty and wrapped around each other and inside each other. There were also photos of those girly-boys with older men. In some of the photos the older men had the boys over the lap and were spanking them.
There were photos of hairy men and smoothly shaved men. Derrick apparently didn't have a specific type of man he liked to look at. He just liked cock and ass and all the things you could do with both of those features.
As I was staring at a photo of a white man taking a monster black cock past his lips, I heard a voice that stopped my heart momentarily.
"You okay in there?"
It was Derrick.
I stood up, a little more than embarrassed than shocked and dropped the magazine of the closet floor, it's pages opened to a scene of the black man's cock buried to the hilt of the white's man ass.
"I'm sorry," I stammered, "I just..."
"I mean, you didn't pull a muscle did you?" He was looking directly at my crotch.
I looked down and saw that my cock was tenting my cotton shorts and there was a large wet spot directly over the head.
"Oh GOD," I stammered, but really, what can you say in a situation like that?
I heard a little voice inside my head say 'Well, I know you hardly know me but I got wood while standing in your closet looking at your gay porn...hee hee hee."
"It's cool, Jack," he said with a sly smile. "I get the same reaction when I look at that stuff. And to be honest, your condition is having an effect on me as we speak. So before this gets any weirder for you, what say we finish moving me in, there's only a few things left, and then enjoy some cold beer and throw some steaks on that grill on your patio. Sound like a plan?"
"Yes. Ummm....thanks Derrick."
"No sweat, bro, why don't you get yourself readjusted and comfortable and I'll meet you down at the truck. Take your time and come out of the closet whenever you're ready."
He laughed and walked away. I watched his muscular ass flex and relax with every step.
Within the next silent hour, we finished moving Derrick into his new apartment.
True to his word he brought a cooler of ice cold beer onto my deck as I prepared the grill and steaks. As the sun set, we finished off a 12 pack and ate the best steaks we had ever had.
We sat on my deck in just our shorts and watched as stars began to dot the summer sky.
"So, does it bother you that your new neighbor is gay?'
"No," I answered bluntly, "It'll actually be kind of nice to have someone in the building who can help me pick out some drapes."
"Fuck you!" he said with a laugh.
"SEE! It's starting already! The gay man is making his moves on the naive, unsuspecting straight man! Help! 9-11!!"