I don't know if you've ever driven I-80 through Nebraska, but it's a long stretch of road that seems endless. It's mile after mile of unchanging scenery and asphalt that barely moves an inch in any direction. It will exhaust every song on the radio, every playlist on your phone, every podcast you meant to catch up with and sooner or later you find yourself in a dull, bored haze as mile marker 278 passes by and you're still in fucking Nebraska.
The sun was just past the 3:00 mark, shadows starting to lengthen and the air just starting to cool. I'd been on the road for days at that point. My work in Chicago was behind me, and I'd thought meeting all the clients in Omaha was an accomplishment, but Cheyenne still seemed light years away and I was bored out of my mind.
I'm not sure where the idea came from, but at some point my mind wandered to this porn movie I'd seen once. The scene started with two guys were outside peeing, but because it was porn, one said to the other "Wanna beat off?"
I felt my cock plump up and press against my jeans and I thought "Yes I do, random porn dude. I totally want to beat off."
The idea seemed a little silly, I admit. Who jerks off while driving? But automatic transmissions were the standard these days, and I did have a free hand.
A half mile later, my car swerved as I wriggled my cock out of my pants. I drove another half mile, feeling naughty and erect. Thank God even cops didn't bother with this deserted stretch of interstate. Another half mile passed as I gently rubbed my hard cock.
*Technically* there was the risk of getting caught, sure. But unless I was worried about the occasional hawk flying overhead, there was nobody for miles in any direction. I decided I wanted to feel the air on my dick, so I opened the sunroof, and felt the sunshine warm my erection while the outside air buffeted it in fun ways. For the first time in hours, I was really enjoying myself.
My balls felt cool and heavy, my cock was fully hard and I playfully thumped it on the steering wheel. A dollop of pre-cum stuck and stretched out, shining in the afternoon light. I was so turned on, I swiped it up with my finger and had a taste.
I'm not a stranger to cum. It's not my main thing, but I do get an itch for cock sometimes. As soon as I put my finger in my mouth, I got so turned on I thought I might just eat my own load. Again, it wasn't something I did all the time, but occasionally I really like a mouthful of sperm. The thought made my cock pulse exquisitely.
I was jerking off dry, mostly because I wasn't *too* serious about getting off yet. As thoughts of eating my load started filtering into my horny brain, my cock started dutifully producing a steady stream of precum. I'm not sure how many miles I passed like that, idly licking my cum from my fingers, but it was long enough that I totally missed the truck in the rearview mirror.
I was in the right lane, a couple of miles under the speed limit, and something made me look up to see the shape of an approaching semi behind me. Figures. As soon as I find a way to enjoy myself on this long-ass trip, someone was coming along to fuck it up. I gave myself a frustrated stroke or two and pondered pulling off to the side of the road so I could finish in peace.
Then a stubborn resistance arose in me. I was minding my own business, I still had at least a day and a half of driving and meetings ahead of me, and I fucking deserved this. I spit on my hand, grabbed my cock, and started jerking off in defiance. My hormone-soaked brain was enjoying the thought of my brazen activity, and it wasn't very long before the truck caught up with me.
I kept my eyes on the road as the semi loomed in my peripheral vision. I was hard as stone, masturbating furiously, and goddamn did it feel good. I was so horned up, I was actually proud of myself for not putting my dick away. I was a sexy bastard and I liked getting off and fuck anyone who had a problem with it. I squeezed another shiny drop of pre-cum out of my dick and licked it off.
The sharp sound of the semi's horn startled me so much, I almost came. I looked over and saw the driver keeping pace with me and smiling under his Seattle Kings trucker cap. When he noticed me looking at him, his bearded face broke into a big, friendly smile. He nodded and winked and made one of those 'don't let me stop you' gestures.
It was a moment of decision for me. I was wildly embarrassed to be caught, intensely aware of my half-naked status, and knew that he could clearly see what I was doing. The sunroof was open, for crying out loud. I was looking at his face, then back to the road, then back to him. My heart was pounding like a bass drum, pulsing in my cock.
I'm not sure what came over me, but I smiled back, returned his nod, and kept right on going.
He tooted his horn for me again, touched his cap as if to say 'much appreciated,' and accelerated off, leaving me to my erect penis.
It was such a surreal experience, I sort of forgot to finish, and I watched him and his truck pull away, eventually disappearing around a rare turn in the road. I drove in silence, very embarrassed, but not so embarrassed that I wasn't still horny. I told myself to find the next rest stop where there was sure to be a place I could take care of my seething erection properly.
Four miles later, I followed the signs to a side-of-the-road stop that promised a bathroom. It was just as abandoned at the rest of the highway, with one notable exception. The truck that had passed me was parked in the lot.
There was no mistaking the blue cab and white trailer. There had been nobody else on the road. It had to be the same truck. I couldn't see the friendly, bearded driver who had given me his approval, but I knew he had to be in the bathroom. There was no other place for him to be.
I sat there and wondered if I dared go in.
Eventually the need to pee won out. Sure, I'd been whacking off. *Every* guy whacks off. That driver had certainly blown off some knuckle children himself, and I hadn't been doing anything wrong. (Okay, aside from being a minor road hazard.) I had to pee, and I had nothing to be ashamed of. I was going to march in there, drain the lizard, and march back out with every bit of dignity I deserved.
I got out of my car and walked with purpose towards the bathrooms. My dick wasn't helping matters any, plumped up and rubbing on my underwear in exciting ways. But I didn't care. I was a man on a mission.
The bathroom had no lock, being one of those with a small row of urinals in front of two stalls. I pushed the door open and immediately saw him, casually peeing into the urinal closest to the door.
Our eyes met, and in the silence I could hear the piss splashing into the drain.
All the bravado and confidence I'd had walking in faded away. I felt myself blush - actually fucking blush - as he recognized me.
"Hey," he said, breaking the tension. "Give me a second and I'll be out of your way."
"Uh . . . that's okay." I replied, wondering why. "I can wait."
He was still smiling at me, and damn if it wasn't a charming smile. His brown beard set off his green (grey?) eyes and I couldn't help but look at his cock. It was thick, uncut, and even soft it filled his whole hand as he emptied his bladder. I watched the pee arch from the end, gazing at the foreskin and noting the veins along the side. It wasn't until I licked my lips that I realized I'd been staring at his junk for a little longer than was entirely polite.