Ever since I tried on my sister's tights when I was a kid, I've had a strong attraction to wearing pantyhose. Fast-forward 40+ years and I still love wearing them (and heels) in various forms, but now I need to shave my legs for them to look their best on me!
I'm not what you would consider a "full-blown" CD - I'm not even close to passable as a woman - but I have always liked how pantyhose look and feel on my legs and butt. I'm also somewhat of an exhibitionist and I occasionally go out flashing to get my thrills. Finally, although I like sex with women and consider myself straight, I am attracted to a well-groomed cock, too!
It was around Christmas time and I had a Santa suit that I picked up when my kids were little. It got put away and I kinda forgot about it for a few years. One evening while the misses and kids were out of town, I was strutting around the house in my heels and suntan hose, legs freshly shaven for the occasion, when it occurred to me that I still had the Santa suit and thought it might compliment my current state of dress, given the time of year and all. I retrieved it from the attic, slipped on the jacket and checked myself in the full-length mirror. "Seasonably hot!" I thought as I spun in front of the mirror to get the full view. The jacket was just barely long enough to cover all but the very bottom of my butt, and with the heels and pantyhose - it was perfect for the season and my mood!
I hurriedly put on a pair of sweat pants and sneakers, threw my heels in a bag, jumped in the car and took off for the downtown area to spread my version of holiday cheer! Once I got to a secluded place away from my neighborhood, I pulled over, kicked off the sneakers and sweats and slipped into my 4-1/2" black heels. I was back in the car (sleigh?) in a minute and off I went on my journey.
Initially I was a quite nervous driving around among other motorists and pedestrians wearing essentially nothing below the waist, but I soon calmed down a bit, reasoning there was very little chance of a passerby being able to see how undressed I actually was. I mean, driving around in a Santa jacket at Christmas time isn't exactly unusual or suspicious, and that's the most anyone could see without walking right up to the car and looking in which, I rationalized, wasn't likely to happen. Feeling a bit more relaxed, I started enjoying my little erotic scene, secret though it was.
After a short while I decided to get a bit more adventurous. I came to a stop light and there was a car with three ladies stopped next to me. The ladies yelled out of their passenger-side window, "merry Christmas, Santa!" I waved out my open window and repeated back to them, "Merry Christmas!" I then pretended that I need to get something from the trunk while the traffic was stopped. I got out of the car and sauntered back to the hatch, all the while trying to be as natural and un-reacting as possible. I grabbed a package from out of the hatch, threw it into the back seat and hopped back in behind the wheel. Well, there was a lot of hooting, hollering and fan-fare from the car next-door - "Ooooh, you the bad bad Santa!" one of them said. Before the light turned green and we went our separate ways, they let me know that they thought my outfit was pretty sexy! Just the encouragement I needed to hear to continue my escapade!
I stopped a few more times when there wasn't too much traffic and gave a quick glimpse to a random pedestrian or someone waiting for the late bus home. I kept a "safe" distance, so as not to freak anyone out, but close enough to give a good show. I got a few cat calls and a few troubled looks as well, but in all, it was going OK and I was having a bit of fun.
I was driving a couple blocks off the main street when a voice called out, "hey Santa!" I didn't see who said it or exactly where it came from, but it was a male's voice and it came from the sidewalk behind a row of parked cars. Feeling a little less timid now and wanting to investigate the interest in my costume, I U-turned a couple blocks down and headed back toward the shout-out. A man stepped out from between the cars parked along the curb, flagging me down. My heart was racing as he approached because he was about to see right into the car and get a pretty good view of my scantily-clad bottom half. It took a concentrated effort for me to stay calm and not overthink things. I just pushed the button, unlocking the passenger door with a familiar "chunk." He opened the door and said again, "hey Santa!" having not yet gotten a full view of me. With the cabin light on, if there was any question of my apparel up to that moment, it was answered now! When he looked in, his eyes lit up. He flashed a big toothy smile and in perfect Barry White tone said, "Allll-righhht!"