Ad Blitz
I used to look at porn, mostly women giving head. I thought for a long time that I was attracted to the women, who were topless, sucking dick. I used to jerk off to these pics all of the time. Then one day it hit me -- I was attracted to the dick in the woman's mouth. So that revelation made me jerk off to all of those pics again and again. Soon I started wondering what it would be like to actually give head. I would look at these pics and imagine that big cock in my mouth. This went on for a few years at least.
At work one day, I was getting my stuff together to start the new insurance ad blitz. I was trying to organize my contacts geographically, using zip codes as a starting point. After I get done with the initial breakdown, I start breaking it down even further, trying to be as efficient as possible.
I now have eight stacks of leads, each covering several city blocks. After a few days of cold calling, in person, just trying to make that great first impression, I start the next day with a workout in the hotel and hit the ground running. I make a couple good connections at various businesses and then I decide to try one more business before lunch. It is a massage business.
The name is generic and I walk in. Small waiting room, smells great, but not the flowery, feminine smell I expected. I stand there for a minute maybe, then I open the door and shut it again, this time a little harder, hoping that someone will hear me. I heard a male voice say "be right there." I check out the magazines on the table and the door opens up.
"Hey, how can I help you?" he says. "Do you have an appointment?"
"No," I say. "Hi, are you John? My name is Keith, Keith Williams. I am with XYZ Insurance. I hope I didn't catch you at a bad time. I just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. We handle business insurance and we have many customers in the area. We are just starting our canvas and I just wanted to stop by and see if we can sit down sometime this week and chat. Which day would work best for you?"
"I am not sure if I have any time this week," he replies, "there is only Thursday and Friday left."
I said, "I can do either day, you pick the time and I will be there, schedule permitting."
He goes and check his appointment book and says, "I can do tomorrow at 11 am, but I have an appointment before and after, so it will have to be a quick meeting."
"OK," I say "I'll see you tomorrow at 11am." I shake his hand and walk out the door. I will have to cancel my noon appointment for tomorrow.
Next thing I know, the alarm is going off. It is 6 am. I get up, take a shower and think about what to wear. I decide on tan slacks, blue shirt and brown dress shoes. And a pair of blue silk boxers. I go down to the hotel dining area and have some breakfast. I eat, head back to the room, call the wife and off I go.
I knock out my first two cold calls and head to my 11 am appointment. I open the door, the waiting room is empty and still smells very good, in a masculine way. I close the door and John appears right away.
"Hi John, how are you doing today?" I said.