Arthur wasn't a soccer fan, but as turned out, there were worse ways to spend an afternoon that watching the World Cup in a nearly deserted hotel bar.
***
Being stuck in Buffalo, New York on a Saturday in June wasn't my idea of how to spend a nice summer afternoon, but when business is like it has been lately, you do what the boss asks with a smile.
So that was why I was in the bar of my hotel, getting slowly buzzed after successfully closing what might become the biggest sale of my career. The World Cup was on TV, and I was watching it only because it was on the gigantic television behind the bar right in front of me.
I'm not a soccer fan to begin with, and that buzzing noise that blared constantly from those frigging vuvuzelas seemed to be an attempt to drive sane people over the edge, but the United States was playing, so I feigned interest.
The only other patron of the establishment was much more interested. He was a tall and very well-dressed black man who was sitting kitty-corner to me at the bar, and he seemed to know the game, but I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
"Think he's from Africa somewhere," the bartender told me when he refilled my glass, explaining that the man had just bought that for me.
I nodded and thanked him, and he smiled and nodded back. He was a tall and thin man, with skin a deep black in tone, and in the artificial light of the bar he seemed to shine, especially his smooth shaved skull.
"Ghana!" he said with a grin, pointing at the screen and patting his chest.
"You're from Ghana?" I asked, and he nodded enthusiastically and repeated the name of the country, and then said, "Pakmon!"
"That's your name?" I asked. "Pakmon? My name is Arthur. Art."
"Arthur Art!" Pakmon said with a grin, and extended what had to be the largest hand I would ever shake.
His fingers weren't thick but were exceptionally long, with nails that looked like they had just been manicured, and as Pakmon's hand swallowed mine up, I felt a shiver go through my body.
I have what people sometimes call gaydar, an ability to sense somebody who is homosexual, and while it isn't always accurate, I'm right more often than not, so when that sensation went through me, I tensed up.
I've been divorced for about 6 years, unable to hide what I knew and my wife had suspected for a while, which was the fact that while I might not be gay, I sure as hell was bisexual, and my feelings for men were only growing stronger as time passed.
The split was amicable enough, and since then I had been on my own. Not particularly a dashing figure, at 5'8" and about 140 pounds, with rapidly thinning hair, I had discovered that there wasn't much of a market for 47 year old men who resembled George Costanza more closely than Jerry Seinfeld, but I wasn't all that lonely and was a lot happier not having to live a lie any more.
But still, this man at the bar certainly was out of my league. Probably ten years younger and a lot better looking and well off, this Pakmon would have no trouble finding company more appealing than me, so I shrugged off my suspicions and relaxed.
I got a kick out of Pakmon's reactions to the action on the screen, the joy on his face evident as the game went on. The large stack of bills in front of him, as well as the gold rings and bracelet that were obviously the real thing, showed that this guy had money, and the way he conducted himself showed he wasn't some wild-eyed pimp but more likely a successful businessman. Like me, only more so.
He only knew a few words of English, so we didn't communicate much as the game went on, but we seemed to understand each other well enough and so I stuck around to the end of the game, which went into overtime.
At the intermission, I excused myself and went to the men's room, and it was after I entered that little room with the fancy trough urinal made out of some kind of marble, that my day changed.
***
I had just reached the long urinal and had unzipped when I heard the door close behind me. I glanced up at the mirror above the trough and saw it was my smiling friend from the bar. I saw him smile as he looked over at me, and when I heard the latch click I thought that might be a little weird because the bathroom wasn't an individual room, but figured it was just a cultural thing.
I smiled when he sidled up to the urinal a few feet down from me and stared straight ahead at the mirror and the business cards jammed up into the top of the frame. Glancing over when I heard Pakmon sigh, I was startled to see him staring down and over at me.
I get a little pee-shy in public anyway, and having my new friend staring blatantly at me was no help. It was then that I glanced over as subtly as I could manage. Perhaps it was the movement of Pakmon's arm or something, or maybe it was just curiosity, but I looked over at him.
I don't know if the choking sound I made was audible or not, but when I looked over at what Pakmon was wiggling around, I couldn't take my eyes away from it and found myself hypnotized by what had to be the biggest cock in the world.
The ebony snake looked elastic as Pakmon's hand pulled and stretched at it before letting it hang outside of his trousers and putting his hands on his hips. Left unattended and hanging out at a 4 o'clock position from my angle, I watched as a torrent of urine exploded from beneath the foreskin of his uncircumcised manhood and spattered noisily against the stone of the vessel.
Pakmon was not only making no effort to hide himself like I pretty much had been, but was flaunting himself, even swiveling a bit toward me as he urinated, his yellow stream coming over toward my tinkling.
It was then that I saw Pakmon was aware that I had been staring at him, and he made a soft and sensuous sound that sounded half growl and half purr before I heard him chuckling.
I don't know whether he was laughing at my dick or the fact that I now had an erection. My dick is pretty ordinary, but not compared to what I had been gawking at, and as Pakmon wiggled and shook his enormous penis to shake it dry before putting it away, I tried to look away and finish what I was doing.
"Arthur Art," came the voice over my left shoulder, a rich and lyrical voice that would have been very soothing if it hadn't been accompanied by a hand reaching around my hip and taking my dick between his thumb and index finger, brushing away my own hand in the process. "You hard."
"OH!" I cried out when Pakmon's grip tightened around my stiff dick, and when I looked down and saw the long dark fingers gripping my pale white member, I groaned.
"Arthur Art make cum," Pakmon said, his hand moving up and down my dick as he looked down over my shoulder to watch what he was doing it to me.