As I said, not my first threesome, but... this was a different dynamic. These two guys clearly knew each other and had probably done this before. And they weren't really talking to me, it was more giving me direction and talking about me like I didn't understand or comprehend - like I was a sex object. I'd never experienced that before.
It made me as hard as I've ever been.
After sucking them both and getting face-fucked, with precum all over my face, I was finally told to get up on the bed on all fours. My quickie friend put a condom on and lubed me up, and told me to keep sucking as he started rubbing his dick up and down my crack. I'd never been spit-roasted before, and I had a brief thought about checking off that achievement as one big cock slid in and out of my mouth, and another popped past my opening and started sliding inside me.
"Oh fuck, this ass is so incredible. Just wait, you'll see. Keep fucking his face, look how hard he is - he fucking loves this!" I know I was beet red from embarrassment, but he was right. I did love it. It was a pretty overwhelming feeling, trying to focus on giving a great blowjob while also being fucked harder and harder by a man holding onto my hips. A few times they would talk to each other and it was always about me as if I wasn't there. "He loves this" and "look at this slut take our dicks" and so on.
Eventually, they decided to swap places. My new friend put a condom on and fucked me doggy, while Mr. Quickie washed himself off and then came back and commenced fucking my face again. Their cocks were both amazing, but not quite the same. This second "surprise" cock wasn't as long, but it was really thick - the kind with a large head and then a thick cock behind it that broadens into a battering ram. God it felt incredible and I could tell he loved being inside me by his groans. "I fucking told you, right? Don't you just want to fuck him all day? Ha!" "You were right, I could get used to this, holy shit!"
They eventually used me in a number of positions, alone and together, as they'd take a break to cool off and not cum yet. I had one dick or the other in my ass for a good half hour of non-stop fucking. I especially liked riding the thick one reverse cowboy while getting face-fucked. It felt so good feeling that cock so deep inside me, and hearing him groan as I took it all the way in, while watching his friend jackhammer his cock into my face.
Eventually they both decided they wanted to cum, so I kneeled on the floor and they jerked off over me, and both blew giant loads on my face, one after the other. I enjoy a good facial but this was a comical amount of cum. I was sitting there, eyes closed, absolutely drenched with cum in my hair, dripping across my closed eyes, my nose, my lips, could taste it in my mouth, it was everywhere. They left me there and went to wash up, and started talking about the rest of the day - nice day for tennis, work meeting after lunch, and so on, as I was wondering if anyone was going to help me clean up.
Finally, I got a "Hey bud, here's a towel for you - go wipe up in the bathroom and get that sexy ass to work. We have to get out of here."
So that's what I did. I cleaned up the comical amount of cum from myself as best I could, and got dressed. I was red-faced, my ass felt completely used and gaped, my lips were a little swollen, my neck was red - I was a mess. I did what I could, got dressed, and felt awkward, so I said "See you guys!" and basically ran out the door to my car.
I drove to grab a coffee and had to sit and recover before I could go to work. How did I find myself in a situation like that? I didn't even get to cum! And more importantly, when could I do it again?
Author's Note: As I noted above, this situation could have gone very differently. Be careful and be safe. And if you've ever thought about pulling this stunt, you really shouldn't. Again, while this one turned out well for all participants, this isn't the right way to set up this kind of encounter. That said, this is a true story, and I never did get to do it again. I'd still really like to some time.