Divisional Playoffs
---Saturday
On the way to Ben's place that afternoon, I ran into Erik in the hallway and we took a few minutes to catch up before going inside. Erik's cousin is married to a friend of Joe's and the two of them struck up a friendship through that connection. I had first met Erik, along with his wife, Janelle, at the same holiday party where I had first met Joe; Ben brought me to the party as his 'date', which we joked about the entire time. Erik is quite tall, maybe 6'3" with broad shoulders and chiseled facial features. His eyes and hair are brown but not as dark as Joe's. In direct contrast to his somewhat imposing stature, he possesses a genuinely calm and kindly demeanor and is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
Ben greeted us at the door decked out in his blue Broncos cap, signature tight t-shirt, loose-fitting gym shorts and flip-flops -- even in the dead of winter, he often dressed as though he were on his way to the beach. "Joe's running a little late," he informed us as he ushered us into the living room. "So I say we get started without him."
"What do you have planned for today?" I asked him as we took our usual seats.
"Strip football," he announced with a grin. "Loser has to streak the hallway."
Erik laughed and reclined back in his chair. "Sounds good."
Ben turned and gestured to me. "You in, Todd?"
"Do I really have a choice?" I asked with a shrug.
During the first game between the Broncos and the Steelers, each team scored two touchdowns, so we all removed two articles of clothing; Erik and I took off our shoes and socks, while Ben lost his flip-flops and then his watch, which we debated briefly, claiming it to be an accessory and not an article of clothing, but Ben managed to overrule us.
Joe showed up shortly before halftime. "How're the Steelers doing?" he asked as he grabbed a beer and took his seat.
"They're a point ahead," Erik told him. "The Broncos missed a field goal."
"Let's keep it that way!" Joe exclaimed. He took a sip of beer and glanced over at Ben and me. "You two haven't been licking each other's dicks already, have you?"
"Not yet," Ben replied. "We were waiting for
you
to get us started."
Erik quickly informed Joe of the wager we had going. "I was wondering why everyone was barefoot," Joe said, shaking his head.
At the beginning of the third quarter, Ben bet Erik that the Steelers wouldn't make the first down.
"What's a stake?" Erik asked.
"The shirt off your back," Ben said.
The Steelers were at the 3
rd
and 2. We watched as the ball was snapped and a pass was attempted. Everyone held their breath as the ball arced high through the air and spiraled downward ... only to be intercepted by the Broncos. Ben and I jumped out of our seats.
"Hell, yeah!" Ben shouted, giving me a high-five. "Sorry, buddy," he said to Erik, who merely smiled and peeled off his shirt, revealing an excessively hairy torso.
We watched the remainder of the game without any additional bets, since I'm sure we all figured we'd be naked before the second game even began. The Broncos came out on top, which left Erik in only his undershorts and Joe in his undershirt and pants.
Although I was for the Eagles last week, I sided with the Buccaneers for this round. At the top of the game, the Eagles scored first so Ben had to lose his cap and I had to take off my shirt.
In the second quarter, the Eagles attempted a 40-yard field goal. "Bet your pants he doesn't make it," Ben said to Joe.
"He'll make it," Joe replied quickly. The ball was kicked and sailed a bit to the right, but easily passed between the spires. "See! That's what I'm talking about!" Joe said as he rose to his feet. "Ha!
Your
pants, man!' he said, pointing to Ben. "Lose 'em!"
"I haven't taken off my shirt yet," Ben protested.
"So? You bet my pants and lost, so it's off with your pants."
"But I'm not wearing any underwear."
Joe stared at Ben for a moment. "What? How can you not be wearing underwear?"
"I don't own underwear," Ben replied.