-All characters mentioned are 18 years or older. There are no minors in a bathhouse. No animals, homeless, or aliens from outer space were injured in the writing of this story. This story is currently being considered for a Hollywood film, it is anticipated that guests at award events will have a choice of vegan meals, peanut butter sandwiches, or pepperoni pizza.
n.b. Proofreaders and fact-checkers--please note: A Ukrainian employee and other characters make grammatical errors in this story. Those are not typos! They reflect reality.
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BATHHOUSE DEFINITIONS
PENIS = the male sex organ, also called a cock, dick, prick, Johnson, Shvanz, Willy, Mr. Happy (when erect) One eye, the Little Head, Boodler.
TESTICLES = the major sperm reservoir hanging below the penis, also called balls, nuts, family jewels. (prostate contributes a small portion of liquid to sperm)
TOP = a man who performs anal, his penis penetrates the anus of another man.
BOTTOM = the man who receives the top's penis in his anus, also called "the catcher."
GROUP SEX = more than one man, having sex with other men at the same time in various positions
THREEWAY = three men are having sex; usually one sucks penis, one penetrates, one receives anal.
ERECTION = a penis stands erect as a result of blood flow filling it, required to perform most sex acts involving penetration (oral or anal) also called a boner, hard-on, stiffy,
ANAL SEX or Ass Sex = see the bottom, also called back door sex, butt fucking, ass candy, gay butt, pussy (on transexual)
LUBE = an oil, vaseline, or silicon liquid used to permit easy entry of the penis into the anus.
SPERM = the DNA biological entity that is ejected from the penis at the culmination of the sex act; also called cum, jizz, goo, semen, mother lode.
CONDOM or Glove, Rubber = a latex or vinyl sheath to protect the penis from the diseases in a bathhouse.
BAREBACK = sexual activity without a condom.
CUM = or Cum Load, Come (incorrect except in past tense), wad, juice, etc. Pre-cum proceeds full ejaculation and can serve as a lubricant.
ORAL SEX = penis in the mouth; also called Blow Job, BJ, suck off, usually performed without a condom.
ORGASM, Climax = the euphoric mental state that accompanies ejaculation (can be faked), also called getting one's rocks off, the wingding, the cum salad.
SEX CLOSET = A small dark room where men grope each other or perform sex acts
GLORY HOLE = a round hole in a wall, approximately 2 inches wide. A man puts his penis into the hole to be sucked or masturbated by an unknown man on the other side. The anus may be offered. Participants' identities are unknown unless one looks through the hole.
TRANSEXUAL = also called Tranny (currently pejorative), a male who believes he is really a female and acts accordingly and may live as a female
PREOP = a transsexual who plans to have gender reassignment surgery
CROSSDRESSER = a man who likes to dress as a woman on occasion
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------------------------INTRODUCTION----------------------
I was a conscientious employee at "Ye Olde Towne Bathhouse," for several years. "Olde Towne" as it was known, was one of the first bathhouses in Los Angeles. While the gay frolic rooms of San Francisco were closed down for years, our oasis of male sexual paradise remained open. If you are from or have visited Los Angeles, you probably know the place I'm talking about. You might even remember me.
I worked there for several happy years. During that time, my observations and experiences were enlarged. My ass hole also became enlarged, but I'll get to that. I'd like to recount my work experiences. As you might imagine, plenty of fucking was going on! Sexual activity with employees, bosses, and customers was as routine as leaving the water running in a sink after washing semen off one's cock and balls.
After completing my shift or when on break, I rampaged through the guest's ass holes with my erection, fucking everyone in sight. The majority of bathhouse visitors are "bottoms." A firm erection is always a welcomed sight. Sometimes I'd fuck as many as seven guys in an evening. I'm not saying I ejaculated every time, but I did the nasty and never had complaints.
Sure, I'd get fucked once in a while, but that's the way it goes. That wasn't my intention as I was saving my ass for only one guy. I loved it when he fucked me. For him, I was gay ass pussy. I just couldn't say no. All he'd have to say was "bend over," and my ass was his dessert.
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Let me introduce myself, my name is Kirk Babbit. At the time I worked in the bathhouse, I was a graduate student at UCLA, studying for a Master's in Psychology. Most of the course work was completed, but I still had to complete an individual research project. This was a monumental effort. Time and supporting myself dragged on my back like an Albatross.
My Dad, who I'd rarely seen since my parents divorced when I was a child, was busy fucking his third wife, a Columbian girl he'd met on some international Tinder ap. She was gorgeous, but I suspected she worked as a prostitute before Dad had brought her to America and bought her a candy-apple Mercedes convertible. I don't know the name of her plastic surgeon, but she had a pair of tits that were out of this world. Since Dad didn't speak Spanish, they communicated by smartphone translations.
The three of us were at a fancy seafood place near Malibu celebrating my graduation. While we were waiting for dessert, Dad informed me that he was going to cut off the financial support I'd relied on.
"Listen, Kirk," he said, "Child support is supposed to end at age 18, and I've carried it beyond 21 as the terms of my divorce from your mother stipulated. I didn't attend college, and I've done ok! From now on, you can manage on your own."
I couldn't believe the s.o.b.
I glanced across the table at his wife. She looked like a teenager and sat there beaming. I was distracted as she played with the buttons on her blouse that was about to self-destruct under the weight of her tits.
"How old is your wife, Dad?"
"Her passport says 22. Why do you ask?"
"I wonder how many of her kids she left in Columbia, that will be arriving any day now?
"Why don't you go and fuck yourself, and your mother while you are at it," said Dad. He obviously didn't appreciate my comment.
The waiter came over, holding the bill and mesmerized by my new stepmother tits, which were almost spilling out of her blouse.
Dad smirked at me, "I guess you're not picking up the check."
I sat there motionless. I was too busy contemplating incest and hiding my hard-on. Without Dad's monthly check, I hardly had enough money to pay my share of the apartment. I didn't want more student loan money. I'd be in hock for years trying to pay what I'd already borrowed. I didn't intend to bother Mom for cash, she had not fared well in the divorce, and her health was precarious.
The luncheon appointment behind me, I began considering my situation. Talk about shit hitting the fan, I was depressed. My high school girlfriend, we'd been together for years, had dumped me for some Turkish Diplomat's son. Could I blame her? He drove an expensive Jaguar and carried a Black credit card and wore an exotic jeweled dagger in a sheath. No chance I could compete.
All I had going for me was a cute face, a trim body, a good education, and an 8-inch penis. Big fucking deal. Half the homeless in Los Angeles people could outflank me and had bigger cocks. Albeit maybe not smelling as clean, but they certainly had more experience at survival.
I did have one secret. No one in my family knew I was not wholly "straight." I guess I was a little "crooked." I don't mean that I was a criminal. In plain talk, you might consider me a bisexual. Now I wasn't gay. If you offered me the choice of fucking a man or a woman, I'd go for the one with the biggest tits. But, just for fun, once in a while, I'd go downtown to the gay bathhouse, use their exercise equipment and sauna, and maybe fuck a few guys. Now that I'd lost the exclusive use of my girlfriend's pussy, I was getting horny. That afternoon I headed downtown to get my rocks off.