They say that opposites attract. I think that this saying is true and not just in romantic situations. My name is Ronald Brown and I have a story to share with you. It's about me and somebody who kind of, sort of matters to me a lot. First and foremost I have to let you know something. I'm a guy who gets wild and does all manners of things so if you're faint-hearted, maybe you should split while you still can. If you're a tough-minded soul, then stick around.
I've been friends with Stephen Novak since we were in high school. Looking at us, you'd never think that we would hang out. I'm a six-foot-two, 240-pound black man. I play football, and sometimes I wrestle. I almost made MVP of my college football during my first year on the team. I won first place at a state wrestling championship in the 235-pound weight class. I'm a star athlete. It takes a lot of work but my old man David, who is a detective with the Boston police department, raised me to be a fine young man. My mother Marie is a teacher. We're a middle-class family living in the big city.
My buddy Stephen is the exact opposite of me. He's white, for one thing. He's also one of those artsy types. He loves art and music. He knows how to knit. He's also gay. Yep, my buddy Stephen is gay. Everyone knows that Stephen is gay. In high school, he was a member of the Gay Straight Alliance. What I like about Stephen is that even though he's a skinny white dude going to school with a lot of arrogant inner-city kids, he never took crap from anybody. It didn't matter if you were a man or a woman, black or white, Stephen never took crap from people. He stood his ground no matter what. I admire that about him.
We were friendly in high school. We didn't hang out with the same crowds but we had some things in common. I like to paint, if you can believe that. I love to draw. It's a hobby I learned growing up and my mother always encouraged me to do it. She liked Stephen. I told Stephen to downplay his 'habits' while in my house, not because I was ashamed of him but because black people are notoriously homophobic, my parents included. Me, I've always been a liberal at heart. Somehow, both Stephen and I ended up at Amherst after graduating from high school. I went there to study Criminal Justice since I wanted to become a policeman like my dad. Stephen went there to study Business administration. Would you believe that we ended up roommates?
The college scene wasn't really my thing, to tell you the truth. There were a lot more females than males at Amherst and I didn't like being a double minority : black and male. There were three chicks for every dude at that school and most of the chicks were white. A lot of the students at school were rich brats. There's this chick named Laurel in my Criminology class who is absolutely loaded. Her father works at the State House, as part of the Governor's office. There's this other guy named Michael who was also filthy rich. Yeah, I wasn't comfortable at school.
Stephen Novak was having a blast. There were lots of openly gay students at Amherst. Some of Stephen's friends were pretty interesting. His buddy Paul, a tall Latino guy was actually the son of a wealthy Puerto Rican politician. There was this big black dyke named Amanda who was the daughter of a well-known congressman. So many of the gay students were rebels. Stephen started dating this guy named Louis Stern. Louis was this tall, good-looking guy who had blond hair and gray eyes. Unlike all of Stephen's queer pals, he did not look queer at all. Louis didn't talk or act effeminate at all. He was so different from the rest of Stephen's clique, most of which were effeminate men and macho women.
I learned a bit about Louis. He came from Utah and he wasn't gay. Louis was a former high school volleyball player who was exploring his bisexuality while at the University of Massachusetts. He was totally easy to talk to. He talked and looked like a regular guy. He was into sports and video games. The dude even had the picture of a big-booty girl in his dorm room. He told me that the girl resembled his ex-girlfriend, a sultry bombshell named Samantha who left him when he revealed to her that he was bisexual. I found Louis to be a lot more interesting than any of Stephen's pals. I did not know that gay and bisexual guys could be people who looked just like me. Oh, I wasn't a homophobe. It's just that almost every gay guy I met was into fashion design and every gay girl looked like she had more testosterone than my football team buddies.
Man, Stephen was a very social dude and his life was sometimes draining on mine. Don't even ask me how many times I've had to go pick the dude up from a bar while he was drunk. I was busy with school and football and when I wasn't busy, I was frustrated as hell. The females at Amherst left me cold, man. Almost all of them were skinny chicks with no chests and no butts. I longed for the curvy black and Hispanic chicks I knew back in the hood. How I missed home!