My name is Paul. I am 36 years old, not married, 5'7", 150lbs and work as a pharmacist at Walgreens somewhere in the Midwest.
I was raised by conservative parents and until college studied in catholic schools.
When I was younger, most of my friends were girls. I guess it was easier for me to talk to them, because unlike many other boys, I wasn't much into sports or violent games.
It's not that I liked shopping, but I was a good listener when girls talked about skirts, blouses, swimsuits or bras.
My first sexual encounter happened when I was 23. She was older and seduced me with a lot of alcohol. Our affair lasted 2 weeks and then she left me for another guy.
I went out with another girlfriend for 4 years. She was average looking, but was nice, good cook and most importantly... she liked me. Our sex was simple, always missionary position and lasted 10 - 15 minutes every time.
I'd agree with you... My history did not suggest highly successful intimate relationships in the past.
Nowadays I am not attached.
I have 2 not-so-close guys friends that occasionally I spend time with. We watch certain TV programs and rarely go to movies together.
About 6 months ago a new guy by the name of Jim started showing up twice a week in the pharmacy. He brought us supplies from a big drug company. He was always smiley, telling jokes and was very helpful at work.
On days that he visited us, he'd join me for lunch.
We became friends, although we never went to each other's house. We'd meet in Starbucks or in a mall.
He was proud about of his latest promotion and liked to brag about it.
Mostly he was happy to talk about his pretty girlfriend that he loved very much and planned to marry in a year.
One day we met and he seemed to be in a sour mood.
"Jim, what's going on? You are always so jolly... Did somebody close to you die?..."
"Almost. Elizabeth and I planned an intimate party for the two of us on my birthday, which is exactly a week from now. But 2 days ago she announced that she was moving to San Francisco. Apparently she was having an affair with another guy for quite sometime. He moved to San Francisco a week ago and invited her to move in with him... She left the house this morning with a carry on, telling me that eventually she'd be back to take the rest of her stuff. What a great present for my 30th birthday!..."
He looked so sad... I hugged him, "Jim, I am no Elizabeth, but on your birthday I can come to your house. I'll bring you a present, we'll have a cake with candles and I'll try to cheer you up..."
"Paul, you really are a good friend... It will be next Thursday, let's say 6:00 pm. In case you arrive before me, I'll leave the key under the flower bed." He gave me his address and left.
During the week I thought about ways to lift his spirit.
I bought some decorations for the house, a large chocolate cake, cheap Champagne, colorful candles and a vase with pink orchids.
Thursday afternoon I was finished at work by 4:30 pm. I drove to Jim's house and entered in.
Before mounting the decorations, I checked the house. Was I snoopy? Probably yes...
In the bedroom, one of the closets was full with women's clothes.
In the main bathroom I saw a large purse full with expensive cosmetics.
Obviously Elizabeth was in a hurry and left most of her belongings in the house...
A crazy idea began creeping into my brain... After 10 minutes I decided to go with it!
First I decorated the living room and arranged a table for 2 with the cake, wine and candles.
Then I browsed through Elizabeth closet.
Based on the size and length of her dresses, we were both similar sizes...
I checked my watch. It was 5:15 pm. I had enough time...
I removed all my clothes and checked myself in the mirror.
I shaved earlier in the morning, but my legs were too hairy...
I found a shaver and did both my legs for the first time in my life. Then I took a short shower.
I chose clean white panties, stuffed a white soft bra with tissue paper and put on both.
I found a short black dress and wore it. I may have been biased, but it looked good on me...
Next I put make up, mascara and red lipstick on.
I even found a wig with long light brown color hair and adjusted it on my head.
I needed different shoes. Usually I wear men 8. I found a black 3" heels fancy shoes that were too tight on my legs, but they were the closest to my size, so I put them on.
I checked myself in the mirror, trying to sway my hips seductively, as I saw multiple times actresses do so naturally. It wasn't perfect, but I told myself that it was reasonable for a 'first timer'...
It was almost 6 o'clock.
I sat down on the love seat, leaned back and waited for Jim.
I must have dozed off, because the noise of door opening woke me up.
Jim entered, stared at me, "Who are you and what are you doing in my house?..."
I wasn't sure if he didn't recognize me or was playing with me...
I answered, "My name is Beth. I am here to celebrate with you your 30th birthday..."