I told you about how I broke into that chick Chrissie's house one night and taught her a thing or two about fucking with me. See, she really wanted me bad, but didn't want her friends to know it, right? So she was bad mouthing me and stuff with sarcasm. I went over there and let her have what she wanted, and I told her that if I heard her bad mouthing me again, it wouldn't be my dick in her face next time.
That was such a fuckin' cool thing to do and I still haven't seen the slut since. Once she got a taste of me, she was like every other fuckin' whore. She wanted more but knew I wouldn't give it to her, so she disappeared to another school so she wouldn't have to put up with seeing me and knowing that I won't put out for her again. Chicks are so fuckin' fickle, man. And you wonder why I don't have a fuckin' girlfriend?
Now, if you think I'm talking about 'home invasion' or some shit like that when I said I broke into her bedroom, then your fuckin' wrong, okay? It's not. A 'home invasion' is when a bunch of punks breaks in and beat the shit out of the people that live there, then nick off with their TV and stereo and stuff. I don't do that shit. I'm not a fuckin' thief, alright?
What I do see, is get into their bedroom and give 'em what they want – kinda like a modern day Santa Clause, you know? Everybody fuckin' wants me, but I can only give it to a few, right? It isn't always easy being this fuckin' hot.
Anyway, so like I was saying, I climb in through their bedroom window when everyone's asleep and let them taste me. I let them suck me off, or I shove my cock up their arse, and then I go home. Simple, easy, and we both get what we want.
I love getting a good blowjob and some of the fuckin' faggots out there really know how to give one. I usually gotta beat it out of them first though, 'cause they seem to like playing that fuckin' game - fuckin' weirdos, pretending they don't want it when they do. I know they want it real bad. I see them watching me in the schoolyard or when I'm out walking down the street and stuff, and I can see in their eyes that they're just thinking about my fuckin' hot bod and my huge, throbbin' dick, and they want me to shove it in them. Really want it, man. So I give it to them.
Chicks are all funny about that kinda stuff. Most of them act real weird when I tell them that I wanna shove my cock down their gob. They cock-tease like fuckin' mad, and then don't put out, most of them. So when I'm horny, I gotta use the fags. They give it good and they don't want a fuckin' relationship out of it, ya know?
I fuckin' hate faggots, I really do, but sometimes ya just gotta get it off, and they're the best cunts for it. I use them 'cause they want to be used. Nothing wrong with that.
The pricks never thank me for it. Never. But that's like the faggot's way, see? They just suck cock then go home and play with themselves. They haven't got the brains to hold a fuckin' conversation unless its beggin' for more in their fuckin' "please don't" kinda way. Like a fuckin' woman, I swear! They know they want it. Why can't they just fuckin' say so instead of pretending like they don't and making me have to force it in so they can feel like a fuckin' victim? What a load of shit!
Anyway, there was the one time when I got the biggest fuckin' bonus ever, man. It was like, totally unexpected and so fuckin' cool in the end, though it freaked me out at first.
Y'all know that I love a good challenge. The harder the queers fight back, the harder I get, see? The game pisses me off, 'cause I just wanna do it, ya know, but it gets me fuckin' burning too, dominating them like that. I reckon some of them know that I get off on pushing them around, so they deliberately try to push me away so I can get even hotter before they do it to me. It's like, they want me so fuckin' bad that they'll do anything to me hornier first so I'll come back for more, ya know?
Anyway, Scott, that twelfth grade dweeb I was telling you about last time? Well he's got a brother, see. An older brother who he lives with 'cause his folks fuckin' keeled over or something. And Scott's brother Tony is like, a fuckin' fag too! He's like about 29 or something and heaps of my friends have seen him on weekends coming out of fuckin' queer joints and holdin' hands with other blokes.
Now, I didn't know then that Scott has this brother, see? When I'd paid the fag a little visit sometimes at night, the joint was like dead quiet, you know? Not a fuckin' sound, 'cause his brother must've been sleeping or out fucking his queer mates or something. So I just thought Scott lived with his fuckin' folks like normal.
One day, my friends were whinging like fuckin' sissies wantin' to do something with me that night, like go to a movie or something. I'd been fuckin' playing with myself all day in the toilets 'cause I was real horny and was planning to pay Scott a visit that night. Well, my mates kept carrying on 'cause they like to be seen out with me, right? So I had to tell them I was busy. Then the cunts wanted to know what I was doing, so finally I told them I was planning to pay Scott a visit and stir him up a bit. They thought that was hot shit man, but I wouldn't let them come with me even though they fuckin' begged. I told them that if I saw them near Scott' fuckin' house, I was gonna kick their arses into tomorrow, 'cause I know how much they wanna be like me and would probably hang around so they could listen outside otherwise.
About 11 o'clock that night, I was checkin' myself out in the mirror, getting ready to head off to the fag's place, flexing my muscles and getting myself all pumped up. I could see why all the fags and the chicks thought I was so cool looking and all. I fuckin' turn myself on when I see my reflection, especially when I'm all wet still from a shower and stuff. I've got the perfect fuckin' body and the perfect fuckin' face to go with it.
So after checkin' myself out for half an hour, I stuck on some jeans and a tank top, so my muscles would be showing and all, making me look ever sexier then when I'm wearing like a shirt or something. Then I jumped out my bedroom window and headed off to Scott's house. My old man was fast asleep, in his usual drunken fucking stupor, so I knew he wouldn't come in and find me gone.
I got to Scott's house pretty quick 'cause it's only like a 20-minute walk or something, you know? Can't be too far 'cause you gotta live in the area to go to the school with all this new zoning shit that the government is fuckin' sprouting.
Anyway, I got there and checked the place out and it was all dark and quiet like usual. I walked around the place real quiet to make sure no fucker was up in the back rooms and stuff, and then went around to the side where Scott's bedroom was.
The shit had his bedroom window open like usual, so I pulled the fly screen out, real steady so I didn't wake him or make the neighbours hear me or nothing. Then I climbed in like a fuckin' panther stalking his dinner, you know? Only it was Scott that was gonna be eating tonight, not me!
The faggot was lying on his bed fast asleep, wearing just his underpants. All the covers were pulled back like he was expecting me, ya know? Like, a total "come and fuckin' get me" invitation. So I pulled down my fly nice and crept over to his bed, sticking my hand in my pants and playing with my crotch.
He was a fuckin' weed, Scott was – really skinny like if he turned sideways he'd be invisible, you know? Anyway, he's laying there on his back with his hand up by his head like he want's me to pin him down, right? So I climb on top of him so I'm kneeling just over his stomach. Then I tap his cheek real softly and whisper to him.
"Hey faggot. It's supper time!"
Scott's eyes fly open and he looks at me real scared and he's wide awake in like a fuckin' second, man! I stuff my hand over his mouth and shove him back down on the pillow before he can yell out and his eyes look like their gonna bulge out of their fuckin' sockets!
"I got something here for you, dweeb," I say. "It's pointing your way, so I know it's you it wants."
He shakes his head, mumbling some shit and tries to pull my hand away from his mouth, so I squeeze his cheeks nice and tight.
"Ah-ah! You don't want to make me angry now, do you?"
He stops struggling, just looking up at me and I see his eyes flicker over my shoulder like he's trying to find some way of escaping.
"You know the routine, faggot. Just do like your told and I won't have to hurt you. Alright?"
His eyes flickered past me again and then all these warning bells like, start ringing in my head, but before I turn around, I hear this noise behind me. And suddenly, some cunt grabs me from behind, pulling me off Scott and hauling me into a full nelson near the end of the bed.
"What the fuck!" I start struggling, but the cunt has me pinned tight with my hands pulled right back, way up above my head like I'm on a stretching rack.