Sarkopheros Says:
Another gay Brod! This time with hot Brod-on-trap action.
Expect the usual Brod kinks! Gay sex, stomach bulging cum inflation, ludicrously enormous cocks and balls, ridiculous stamina, and in this instance, a cross-dressing cutie.
It has also come to my attention that a few people were disturbed by my gratuitous onomatopoeia. In deference, this chapter of Brod contains absolutely no onomatopoeia whatsoever.
And if you are new around here, welcome. My writing makes no damn sense and it runs on hentai physics. You have been warned.
Enjoy!
***
Splat. Splat.
I walked out through the mansion's open doors. A thick white puddle was rolling out of the foyer and cascading down the front steps.
Splat. Splat. Splursch.
My sandaled feet squished as I walked along the huge, circular driveway. I had to weave between a dozen or so cars. I squeezed between a Bentley and a Beemer and smeared my sexual slurry on the latter by mistake.
I felt slick ropes of jizz stretch and fall from my cock as my bouncing erection lead the way, my two-foot-plus monster dripping and drooling precum. Spunk rolled down my wide chest, my soft belly. It oozed down my legs, down my broad shoulders and stout arms. It was the only thing covering my body beside the sandals. My hair was slick with the fluids of dozens of people. I probably smelled like an orgy. Which was was appropriate—that's exactly what I was now leaving.
You probably already know that I'm a professional breeder. And you may have heard me talk about the other forms of business I do—such as entertaining at parties. Getting hired for rich people parties is always a lot of fun—swanky venues, good liquor, great food. Not to mention that the cash is pretty great, too! Especially with my agent's negotiating skills.
I got to the Escalade and opened the tailgate to get my duffel bag. It had spare clothes and toiletries in it. No matter how much money somebody had, they and their house would eventually be flooded and coated with my sperm. It
always
got messy. It pays to be prepared!
The bag was very useful ... assuming it was present. I squinted and looked around in the cargo area. I closed the tailgate and searched the cabin. My bag was nowhere in the Caddy! Maybe I'd already brought it in?
I splatted back into the house. I walked between spunk-swollen bodies lying atop bellies light and dark. Seed gushed from gaping holes. My sperm was deep enough in the living room that it crested my sandals and squished between my toes.
Near the fountain between the sweeping staircases, there was an inflatable pool full of bodies and steaming-hot spunk. They groaned and stared at me blearily as I passed.
I climbed one of the curving staircases, careful not to slip in the layer of semen on them. A glob of sperm fell from the chandelier, falling down into the fountain below. I took a moment to look around and take in the mess.
I continued passed more of them. Curled toes, groaning throats, messy hair. All in all, I had fucked about thirty wealthy young socialites. Which was why I was still horny. That wasn't enough to soften my cock. So it was that I spent about fifteen minutes wandering around this lavish mansion with my bobbing cock throwing coaster-sized splats of jizz all over the imported marble tiling and tasteful moulding. My cock whacked an expensive vase—except the vase was full of jizz and too heavy to knock over. I rolled aside one of the partygoers. I left white footprints on the floor around the pool table.
Where the hell was my bag?! I didn't see it in the bathroom, the bedrooms, or—
Wait.
Shit.
It was at the hotel! I'd taken the bag up to my room to grab the soap, shampoo, and a towel from it. Then I'd gotten distracted by the guests in the room across from mine and I'd completely forgotten to bring it down! Motherfucker!
I sighed. It was going to be a squishy ride back.
***
I got back to my hotel room at nearly two in the morning. This wasn't a breeding run, so my entourage wasn't present. I'd been headlining fuck-parties since before high school. I didn't think I'd need extra help. Except apparently I did.
I had managed to find my clothing in the mansion, at least. If you read the opening of Nice Young Man, then you know how hard that can be for me.
I'd spent the ride back with my sloppy nuts shoved into my custom basketball shorts, soaking them through. My fluids rolled down my legs and got on the pedals. My shirt stuck between my back and the leather seat.
I had my still-pulsing cock towering upward. I turned up the air conditioning full blast to get it to calm down. It was so big that if I left it unchecked, it would have severely disrupted my steering and generally have been obnoxious and in the way. I had to lean it to my side, wedging it under my left arm with the glans drooling and smearing against the window. The glass was cold against my feverish, sensitive glans. I redirected the vent to blow right on it, making its belly chilly. All this so that my size didn't interfere with my steering.
Fortunately, by the time I got to my hotel, it was soft again. I shoved all nineteen-plus inches of flaccid cock into my shorts. When I finally parked at the hotel, the car reeked of fuck.
All-in-all, it was a not an unusual drive.
My sandals squelched as I walked back inside, my enormous bulge bouncing in front of me, my sticky shirt clinging to my broad chest and back. The night receptionist stared at me as I passed. My jet-black hair was messed up something fierce. I probably looked like an anime character.
I walked up to her.
Squish-squish-squish.
She sniffed the air and wrinkled her nose. I said, "Hi. My name is Brod Kanayama. I'm in room 1508. Can you please send up some extra towels? I'm going to need them."
The receptionist rolled her eyes, shook her head, and picked up the phone at her desk. She said, "Casey, can you please bring some extra bath towels to room 1508? Yeah, I know. Thanks." She turned to me. "Anything else I can help you with tonight, sir?"
I smirked and said, "Well, you know, you could—"
She cut me off. "I mean things that don't involve me leaving the desk for the rest of the night. I know who you are."
I laughed. "No. Thanks a lot."
"Have a good evening, sir."
***
There was the damn bag. In the bathroom.
I slipped off my shirt and tossed it aside. I was about to pull my shorts down when
knock-knock-knock.
I opened the door to find a short girl looking up at me. She was slender, wearing a maid's uniform. No, not the sexy sort. The kind humans actually wear—a blue, knee-length skirt, matching blouse with white collar, and a white waist apron. Her plush thighs were covered in dark stockings, her feet were in practical sneakers.
"Hello, sir! Here are your—shit!" Her eyes locked onto my titanic bulge and the towels fell from her hands. "I ... uh ... oh my god ... sorry!"
"Well, they're not made of glass," I chuckled. I knelt to pick up the towels.
"I! No! You ... oh ... how?!" Casey's jaw gaped. Those violet eyes were locked on my gigantic nuts, each bigger than her head. They wandered the length of my ludicrous cock, flaccid but still as big as her thigh. She looked back to me and said, "Is that ... you know...."
"Is it what?"
"Your ... thing! You know!" she sighed and brushed some hair from her face. It was a short, jet-black bob with pink streaks.
"I don't get it."
She huffed. "Are you really going to make me say it?
"Yes."