Brotein+

This story is a work of fiction. None of the events and characters here are real, and exist exclusively for the purpose of arousing myself and others.

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You know... I've never been a goody two shoes, or even a nice guy by any means, I'm always doing some shit I'm not supposed to, or getting in trouble because of it: once I got beat up because I made fun a guy everybody liked, the many times I wasn't allowed to hang out with my friends because i decided to play videogames instead of doing my homework, oh- and I can't leave out the time i had to clean the whole house because I got caught snooping on my brother's porn mags-- I've gotten a lot better at not getting caught over the years-- Eating dessert before supper, filling soda bottles with my piss and emptying them in the neighboor's front yard, or cumming on my brother's pillow (shouldn't have been a snitch, Francis.) So, in a certain way, the things I did to my roommate shouldn't have been anything unexpected.

I remember when we first met, it was our first day as juniors in college. I was only there because my parents didn't want me to be a lazy slob at home, but they didn't want me to be a burger flipper forever, but I didn't really care about shit like that, its enough to pay for the weed as (so long as I'm not paying rent lol) My roommate Mike on the other hand was pretty much set on his goals, he wanted to get a degree on chemistry or some other shit. He was also very interested in being fit and healthy and the like, so he wasn't at the dorm for most of the day. Now, I know nobody here cares about that, but its an important segway to a crucial detail to this story, because Mike always made lots of food on the weekends for his "meal prep" and made it very clear that the food he made was for him and him only. I accepted that and pretended to move on, but knowing that I wouldn't eat that food sparked a idea within me, a naughty idea to get my rocks off without a care in the world for what Mike would think.

After two weeks I thought I was pretty attuned to his routine, so I decided to act. I knew he made his protein shake every night and leaves it in the fridge all night long (to save time in the morning) so around 2 a.m. on our third Monday as roommates, I decided to strike for the first time. I tend to wake up at that hour to take a piss, so he wouldn't suspect a thing about me waking up so early. I made sure to drink a lot more water before bed than usual, so my piss wasn't too strong. I went to the fridge and took his water bottle, opened it and tasted it so i had a base line to compare with the "final product" It tasted disgusting, artificial vanilla with a hint of soapy sweetness (probably from some weird sweetener) and I thought--if anything, I would be doing Mike a favor by drowning out that hideous taste-- I heard him snoring loudly as always (doesn't really bother me actually) so I decided it was now or never.

I took my cock out of my briefs and started pissing slowly, careful to not wake him up, as I emptied my bladder out of my uncut cock it started to get full to the brim, so I closed it back, gave it a gentle shake, and tasted it. It was about the same as before, so I opened it and let a bit more of that clear piss dribble out, and spit on it for good measure--I also added some more protein so account for what i drunk don't want to get caught after all--mixed it, and left it on the fridge for him again. And finally went to squeeze the rest of my piss on the toilet, and hopefully the sound of the toilet flushing would prevent him from noticing anything out of the ordinary.

After I was done with classes on Monday, I waited nervously for Mike to come home and see if he noticed or said anything. When he came back after his last class of the day, he didn't say anything about the protein shake or about hearing any strange noises last night, so we decided to play some GTA before my doordash arrived, and I realized I could get away with what I did, and I would do it again soon.