"Yeah, let's go to work! And leave my JD alone!" Horatio decided that he wasn't taking any chances.
As they watched their parents pull out of the driveway, the twins looked at each other and grinned, knowing they had evaded the subject of girls (YUCK!) yet again. They were becoming experts at it! Like the legend about some identical twins claimed, they could read minds. They could also feel each other's emotional and physical pain.
"Think maybe we should go ahead and tell Mom and Dad the truth?" Harrison asked half-seriously.
"What, that we're gay? Nah, that would spoil all of the fun we have taunting them!" Hunter shot back.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. They would accept it too easily. What's life without a little conflict with our parents?" Harrison agreed.
"They're too easy. I want them to sweat a little, before we tell them the truth and let them relax! Besides, they'll get grandkids one day! We've agreed that we'll adopt," Hunter snickered.
"OR I could try the old-fashioned way a couple of times and give us good-looking kids!" Harrison egged the jealous Hunter on.
"The hell you will! I don't want to experience sex with a woman, even if it is through our special bond," Hunter started, before realizing what Harrison was doing to him. Then he really reacted, grabbing his brother's package in a vise-like grip, "Besides, I refuse to share THIS with anyone, brother. It's my toy!"
"Alright, alright, already, just release the grip a tad, PLEASE!" Harrison, for once, begged his brother.
"Ah, I finally got you to beg me for something! That's what you get for talking about sick things like sex with a WOMAN! Gross!" Hunter snorted as he eased up his grip (though not releasing it completely). He also relaxed a bit himself, since he had suffered a bit through his physical connection to his brother. Sometimes, that kind of empathy and link between him and his twin was not so great.
"Look on the bright side, bro. At least, you haven't eaten breakfast yet. Speaking of breakfast, if you don't let go, it will be delayed for a while," Harrison remarked.
"Who said that I was hungry for breakfast? I was thinking more about taking you back to bed!" Hunter replied, releasing Harrison's dick.
Hunter took off his boxers and casually strolled back toward their bedroom, knowing that Harrison would follow him. They had refused to let their parents separate them, even to the extent of sharing a queen-size bed.
Frankly, it had surprised him how little resistance his mom and dad had shown to them sleeping together. Then again, his mother had even commented on how identical twins fared better when sharing a bed in infancy. She had decided not to risk doing harm to them, in case it still affected them as adults. She figured that she should leave it up to them (being an overprotective mother). Dad had left the nurturing part of parenthood to his wife. He had also noticed their connection and simply accepted her judgment in this case.
Harrison walked into their very neat bedroom (wondering how his parents had never figured out that they were gay) and saw his brother pulling back their sheets. Hunter was even fussier than Harrison was. He always insisted on making their bed every morning before they left the room.
"God, I don't know why you made the bed this morning. You knew we'd be back in it! You're like a walking clichΓ© of our lifestyle! How in the world Mom and Dad have not at least guessed that you are gay is beyond me!" Harrison goaded his brother.
"ME, what about you and your obsession with style, Versace Junior, hell, I can't even wear my favorite polo shirt, because it's no longer in style according to you! I'm surprised that Mom and Dad still think you're just METRO sexual. Metro sexual, my ass you're a genuine homo. Harrison the Homo," Hunter returned.
"Hmm... Well, 'Hunter' is about to become the hunted, because speaking of your ass...," Harrison teased as he removed his own shorts, kissed him on the mouth, and grabbed his butt-cheeks to pull him closer.
They had been lovers since they had first discovered sex. They had known that they were different since grade school. It wasn't until junior high that they realized they were gay. They had never been interested in girls, outside of a purely platonic sense.
Hunter embraced his twin and deepened the kiss with some tongue. He ground his hardened cock onto his brother's, while slipping his hands down to Harrison's ass. He massaged his lover's butt-cheeks. He never could seem to get enough of his brother.
The brothers lowered each other gently onto the bed, their hands roaming each other's bodies. Harrison rolled Hunter onto his back. Hunter raised his legs up, hooking them onto Harrison's shoulders.
"Lube me up, bro. I love to see you do it," Harrison commanded.
Hunter reached for the lube on the nightstand and applied it to his brother's dick.
After Hunter had lubed his cock, Harrison looked into his eyes and eased his dick into his lover's ass. He never got enough of his brother's ass. Somehow, anal appealed to him even more than having his cock sucked. He was just glad that he and Hunter had been fucking each other long enough for them not to have problems with the increase in size to 11 inches! Otherwise, their first time together would have been very painful!
Hunter was having some difficult keeping himself from cumming already, due to the effect that his brother's massive manhood had on his prostate. He restrained himself with an amusing thought: so many women craved a cock that big, but there were two of that size that they would never get to enjoy! Some girls had even commented that it was a "waste of good meat."
They had gay friends who envied them too, come to think of it! They had never been tempted to stray, as they were obsessed with each other. Hell, they could even stare at their own reflections in the mirror for hours! There was no need to, of course, when they could stare at each other instead. They were totally identical, all the way down to the size of their bodies, not to mention their tastes in clothing and food.
"Hunter, the only thing that I love more than your cock and ass is your naughty mind! I am certain that you are milking me, you rotten scoundrel! I want to be able to last a little longer than last time! At the rate that I am going, I will have to invest in cock rings, because I am too young for Viagra! Now, quit milking me, so I can last longer!" Harrison groaned, as he tried desperately to prevent his own release.
"Nah, it is too much fun to stop! Besides, I am very close to shooting my load, and I want us to do it at the same time! Not to mention the fact that I can hear our stomachs growling, so we need to think of food too! I can still smell the bacon that Mom fried in the kitchen! I swear that you sometimes think with your cock!" Hunter shot back.
"Yeah, and you, mister, think with your stomach! Oh, God, it's not going to be much longer!" Harrison retorted.
Finally, after a tormenting wait, the brothers exploded, with Hunter's cum splattering Harrison's belly. Harrison's own juice filled Hunter's bowels.
"What a mess! I am going to have to wash up again! There is no way I am going to ruin my favorite polo shirt with your spunk! Now, let's go shower first! Then, we can eat, but you get to cook the eggs! I'm not eating cold, scrambled eggs! I will heat up the bacon in the microwave, and don't even think about putting one of your special ingredients in my eggs! If I want something extra, I will ask for cheese or onions, not vanilla or coconut!" Harrison griped.
"What? It was ONLY ONE TIME that I tried that! You wouldn't have known about the vanilla, if I hadn't have said anything! However, I admit, the coconut was a mistake! YUCK, what was going through my brain?" Hunter remarked.
"You were in a tropical, Hawaiian phase, if I recall. Everything had to come from MAUI, it seemed! Hell, you even wanted pineapples on pizza!" Harrison teased him.
"There is nothing wrong with pineapples and Canadian bacon! If you gave it a fair shot, you would like it too! Now, how you can eat coleslaw on hot dogs is beyond me! Everyone knows that you are to suppose to put CHILI and CHEESE on your wieners, not chili, and coleslaw!" Hunter returned the insult.
"I don't know. I just know what I like and dislike! Now, let's hurry and take a shower, damn it! I want to eat, thanks to you and all this talk of food!" his brother urged him.
Since it was a hot summer day, the twins decided to leave the bathroom door open and let some cool air in while they showered.
Hunter had just finished rinsing the soap off him, when he felt his brother's mouth on his dick. Harrison couldn't resist the temptation to seize the opportunity to give his twin a blowjob. He enjoyed the pleasure that he took from their physical connection. Hunter moaned and grabbed a hold of Harrison's head, to guide him into a comfortable rhythm. He was still surprised that they were able to take all of each other's members at once, without any gag reflex. They eliminated through practice (plenty of practice) long ago.
"Damn, Harrison, I nearly slipped and fell when you started that! Next time, give me a heads up, please!" Hunter commented.
"I DID! Your head is UP, isn't it?" Harrison replied, before returning to his brother's mammoth manhood.