This is a fantasy. The people in it are contained entirely in my head (and now here)
I am middle age, the 'other party' is adult, think early 30s
And, first story every, to quote Heath Ledger, "And. Here. We. Go."
This began with a cryptic ad for some 'serious action, no strings, no questions. I want you naked for it,' it not being defined on the Reddit forum for casual local hookups.
I had tried a few before but it was always just an embarrassing exchange of glances and once, a guy whose wife was more than a little confused as to who I was. He managed to blurt out that he had checked the 'visit from an insurance agent' in error and did not need any insurance, while mouthing, "get the fuck out of here, you idiot! That's my wife".
I arrive at the person's apartment - a small two bedroom, respectable looking building, - and knock on his door with the agreed on special knock.
A short wait, the peephole darkens, and then the sound of the chain sliding and the door unlocking.
"Hi, I am here for the..." But I don't get to finish the sentence as he grabs me by my arm and pulls me forcefully in, simultaneously closing the door and locking it.
"Okay," he says, as I step in and take my shoes off, "my roommate is home in a half hour, so," his voices rises, "Let's get things going, OKAY? Strip!"
He pushes me into the smaller bedroom, and I am trying to strip as we go, almost tripping as I hop from one foot to the other, removing my socks.