"Why would you fuck around on me like that? Why would you!" Karen yelled as she shoved at the barn door.
She screamed as she ran out of the barn in a raging fit.
"I like fucking him because when I grab and lick his tits he actually responds!" shouted Derek to Karen as she ran toward the house.
"You are a fucking piece of shit! My tits are so much bigger than that..." Karen caught herself. "Why? Why that little titty queen?" Karen screamed, turning around and pointing her finger at the smiling Derek.
"Because when I fuck him, he begs for my dick," Derek said calmly, with a strut in his step as he followed her. "It makes me work harder to please my partner when they express a positive opinion beyond a 'grunt', you goddamn cow."
Karen stopped, turned, and jiggled her breasts in response.
"You fucked these enough!"
"Yeah, that's the point, Karen! Your fucking pussy was that motherfucking boring!" Derek ripped at her. "It flapped around my cock like a flag in a windstorm! I'd fuck tight boy pussy before I ever had your puss again."
"I'm not interested in your cock anymore. It ain't that fucking impressive. I can find bigger and better!"
Derek motioned to Chris and Chris ran over to him. Derek pushed him gently to the ground as he sneered at Karen. He pulled his cock out and bounced it over Chris' face.
"Look, Karen, someone actually interested in my fuckin' huge cock! I'm as goddamned happy as I can fucking be!" Derek ran the head of his cock over Chris' lips. He looked up and flashed Karen a huge grin. "Damn, he loves my big cock! You like daddy's big ass cock, boy?"
Chris licked his lips and nodded. Derek was still grinning from ear to ear at Karen. Derek pulled Chris up and stuffed his obscenely large cock back into his jeans. He didn't even bother to button them up, they just gaped open showing off his hairy crotch.
Ben and I had to stifle a laugh as Karen glared. She was red in the face and shaking all over.
"Just get the fuck out or I'm calling the police, you fucking pervert! Goddamn you to fucking hell," Karen shouted. She stopped for a second. "No, y'all all get the fuck out!" She said, pointing at us all before twirling her skirt and stomping up the hill to the house. "Goddamn," she hissed under her breath several times. Ray was behind her, fluffing at her skirt as she swatted at him to get away.
Ben leaned in to me and poked me in the ribs.
"Ray's been up her ass all weekend. I had told him he had to stop. I warned him not to get mixed up with her. He broke up with me this afternoon. And you know, I'm not sad about it at all," he whispered to me.
Derek grabbed Chris by the hair and gave him a deep tongue-filled kiss.
"Fuck later?" he told Chris as he pulled away.
"Uhm, yeah, sure," Chris answered, smiling,
"I've got to go get all my shit," Derek said, as he swaggered away.
Chris turned to Ben and me. He ran his fingers through his hair and picked out some stray pieces of hay.
"And what pray tell were you two doing?" Chris questioned us.
"Well, obviously not as much as you," Ben answered, making a fucking gesture with two fingers.
"Oh, Karen is a hateful bitch. I need to go collect my luggage too," Chris said, tossing his hair and walking back to the house.
I gave Ben a quick peck on the cheek and we then walked back to the house to pack up and leave.
I offered to give Derek a ride back to town. Karen had taken an axe to his truck and slashed all the tires. She had also smashed the windows with firewood logs stacked outside. She was in the process of using Derek's shave cream to write "Walk, motherfucker!" on the hood. That started another round of fighting. Derek called the cops. Karen was yelling and screaming every few seconds. Ben, Chris, and I tried to stay out of it, especially when the deputy sheriff pulled up.