"John sweetie...can I talk to you?" Kelly asked.
"Can it wait? I've got to finish this." John said.
"It's about sex." Kelly said.
John popped up from the desk, hurried over to where Kelly was standing, and kissed her.
"You can talk to me about sex any time you want. So what's up?" John asked.
"Let's go to the bedroom to talk." Kelly said.
"I like the sound of that." John said.
They walked to the bedroom and sat facing each other on the side of the bed.
"Okay...so what kind of sex do you want to talk about?" John asked.
"Gay sex." Kelly said.
"Gonna pick up another girl huh? Sounds good to me." John said.
"I wasn't talking about me John." Kelly said.
"Then what are you...no...no way Kelly. I've got no interest in fucking a guy." John said.
"I know you don't John, but as it turns out there is a guy that is interested in fucking you. He's very interested actually." Kelly said.
"You mean you've actually talked to some guy about wanting to fuck me?" John asked.
"I didn't exactly talk to him...he talked to me." Kelly said.
"He talked to you? Kelly what the hell is going on? Who the hell is this guy and why are you even talking to me about it?" John asked.
"I'll answer the second part of the question first. The reason that I'm talking to you about it is because I think it would be an incredible experience for both of us." Kelly said.
"Both of us? You mean you WANT to see me fucking some guy?" John asked.
"Yes I do. I don't think I want it as much as you wanted to see me with another woman, but I did that for you...we both enjoyed it...and now we're here." Kelly said.
"Don't go playing that I did it so you have to do it too shit with me. I started being nice to your mother and bought you a new car to get you to do it the first time. You aren't going to get me to do it just because you did...as far as I'm concerned we're square on that one." John said.
"Fair enough, but I think that situation does apply here." Kelly said.
"How do you figure that?" John asked.
"Well...I wanted a new car and I desperately wanted you and my mom to start getting along. You gave them to me and I gave you what you wanted. It turned out that I enjoyed it and we've done it several times since then. I was thinking that we could make some kind of arrangement that you would find acceptable." Kelly said.
"Well you're already nice to my mom and I just got a new truck so those options are out." John said.
"I was thinking more towards your favorite thing in the world." Kelly said.
"Sex? You're trying to bribe me with sex? Kelly unless you decide to cut me off...which I doubt you would ever do...I already get to have sex with you. Why would I trade sex with some guy for sex with you?" John asked.
"Well...I didn't exactly figure that it would be just me...or maybe not even me at all." Kelly said.
"What do you mean?" John asked.
"I was figuring that we could work out a number of threesomes or a number of women that you could have individually." Kelly said.
John looked at Kelly for a moment.
"It would have to be a pretty damn good number." John said.
"I kind of figured that. I figured I'd offer 4 threesomes with 4 different girls and if you particularly liked one or all of them we could have them back for a 2nd." Kelly said.
"So between 4 and 8 threesomes...that's not a bad start. I'd also need at least 4 other girls on their own that you'd bring to me and 4 that I'd get to find on my own." John said.
"So I'd find 4 girls for possibly 2 threesomes each, then I'd find you 4 girls for you to have on your own, and you would get to find 4 more on your own?" Kelly asked.
"That sounds about right." John said.
"That seems like a pretty steep price." Kelly said.
"Well I'm not gay so to get me to be gay for pay you're going to have to pay quite a bit. You're lucky I didn't ask for 100 girls." John said.
"Just to clarify how many times would you be with the individual girls?" Kelly asked.
"No more than twice...just like the threesomes." John said.
"Okay. Okay John...I accept those terms." Kelly said.
"Okay...who's the lucky guy?" John asked.
"Eric." Kelly said.
"Eric? As in Eric of Lisa and Eric?" John asked.
"Yes. They're moving across the country and Lisa's already gone out to start her new job. Eric is tying up all the loose ends and packing everything up to move it to Atlanta." Kelly said.
"So that pretty much means that once it's over there's a good chance I'll never have to see him again right?" John asked.
"Yeah...that's right." Kelly said.
"Oh thank god...I don't know if I'd have been able to handle that. So Eric actually told you that he wanted to fuck me?" John asked.
"Well...not at first. At first he was talking about what a great guy you are and how he was going to miss having a friend like you. Then slowly he worked up to confessing to me that he wanted to fuck you. Apparently he thinks you're dreamy." Kelly said.
"Well I am dreamy. So when exactly is this supposed to happen?" John asked.
"I could have him come over right now." Kelly said.
"Oh no...we aren't doing it here...I might have agreed to do it, but there's no way I want to do it here." John said.
"Okay...so I'll call Eric and tell him we're on our way over." Kelly said.
Kelly hopped up off of the bed and headed down the hall in search of her cell phone. John walked over to the closet and started digging around. Kelly came back into the bedroom.
"What are you doing John...we need to get going." Kelly said.
"Well if I'm gonna fuck Eric in the ass, I figured we'd better take some of this along." John said.
He held up a bottle of lube.
"Oh...good thinking. Come on let's go." Kelly said.
She took John's hand and pulled him towards the door. She got in the driver's side of her car and John got in the passenger's side. Kelly quickly drove over to Eric and Lisa's house. She hurried to the door and started ringing the doorbell over and over again.