1. Horny
Dave was horny. But for some reason he was not picking up. It had been a long evening hanging out in the bars of Oxford Street but he hadn't so much as caught someone's eye.
He gazed across the bar of the Midnight Shift, it was almost midnight, but the place was not alive, everyone had gone home: just a couple making out, a few old timers and the lesbian behind the bar. She seemed to be counting money and had very bushy hair.
I have to get out of here, thought Dave; I need some action, and if I don't get some I'm going to spurt.
He walked aggressively out of the doorway and down the street past the Colombian. He considered hanging out there for a while but it wasn't his style; a room full of hard cases and too much drugs.
He considered going home with a consolation pizza but he was too keyed up. Then a thought entered his head: maybe I could go to 80, he thought. He'd heard they had a glory hole it was worth a try.
He entered 80 and he was feeling excited. Every hair stuck out on his skin. His heart was racing and he had started to sweat. He looked around at the other occupants; he was petrified that they would know it was his first time here.
He scanned the room and noticed a sign that said "men's toilet", with a stick figure of a man. When he got in there the toilet wasn't empty, which made Dave's heart skip a beat; a man was standing at the urinal, his dick in his hand.
In this place the usual rules about toilet etiquette did not apply. He looked at the man's penis which was large, circumcised and veined, with a huge swollen head.
Dave's eyes flickered to his face. The man was looking at him intently with his dark black eyes. OMG! thought Dave, I am so in! It was scary; all of a sudden his dreams had come true.
He fled to one of the toilet cubicles and dropped down on the seat. To his horror and surprise there was in fact a glory hole. It was large and shapeless, just a void big enough to insert a decent sized cock.
Dave opened his fly. His own penis was average sized and at that moment was soft as putty. He looked down at it in disgust. All evening he had been rigid, so much so that he had had to hide his erection under his jacket on the bus,
Now he wanted to do the business his penis just lay there limp and shrivelled like a stale mushroom that had lain too long in the fridge.
Damn! thought Dave, I really want a blow job but I'm never going to get one at this rate.
He looked at the hole. Someone had roughly punched one in the wall between the cubicles and painted around the edges. The lighting in there was kind of subdued, as if is the proprietors had designed it, not for passing "human waste" but for "making love".
Dave shivered. Maybe the reason he couldn't get it up was the hole, rough-hewn and void like. It hung there like a gaping maw.
He imagined his penis in there (his small shrivelled penis) and he felt a defensive pang. What if the person on the other side of the wall was violent? What if he hurt Dave? What if he cut his penis off? That last bit didn't bear thinking about.
Was a moment of release really worth being damaged like that? He decided it was not and he was just about to get up and leave the toilet cubicle when someone put their penis through the hole in the wall.