23 year old Tyler Miller tried to keep the guilty look off his face as his roommate Dev Shapur unlocked the front door and entered the house. Well, more of a landlord really. Dev owned the house and Tyler had been renting a room for a year. They had met when Tyler went to Dev's dental practice for a cleaning.
Dev took his coat off his long 6'4" frame and stared right at Tyler. "What did you do? You look like a dog who shit on the carpet who hopes his master won't notice. Did you use my credit card to buy dildos and jock straps again? Accidently text a picture of your butthole to your grandma?"
Tyler took umbridge with that and stood up from the couch. "No! I've stopped taking pics of my butthole. Though it photographs very well. And one of those dildos I bought was for you! A dildo back there would be more comfortable than the stick lodged up there."
Dev looked down at Tyler's 5'8" body. He was just wearing a tank top and sweatpants. He tried not to linger on Tyler's biceps. Tyler had been working out more to get "swole" as he called it. "Stop stalling. What did you do?"
"Um, I got fired," Tyler said looking down at the carpet to avoid Dev's intense stare.
Dev let out a sigh. "Why did Tina fire you? Were you late again? People expect assistants to be on time."
Tyler looked up. "No! I have been early to work. Lately. Um, she might have caught me making out with her husband Chad a little. He made the moves on me! And this is really Tina's fault. If she didn't want people making out with her husband, she should have chosen an Adam Driver type. Marrying a 26 year old with a bubble butt is just asking for trouble if you're a 38 year old woman."
Dev quelled the urge to scream and calmly said, "Tyler, you can't make out with married men, especially if they are married to your employer. What are you going to do for money now? Tina isn't going to give you a good reference. And you still owe me this month's rent. Also, I know we've had this debate before, but Adam Driver is hot in a quirky way."
"I was hoping you'd give me a break on rent for a while. We both know you make more than enough to cover the bills around here," Tyler said as he gave Dev his best puppy dog impression. "And we'll have to agree to disagree about Adam Driver. That man's face looks like a foot."
Dev stifled a laugh. "So you just want me to be your sugar daddy without any benefits? Tyler, I took you on as a roommate because it would give me more expendable income. Without rent, the only thing I get from having you is company and eye candy."
Tyler grinned and reached up to stroke Dev's beard. "You think I'm hot?" Tyler looked down at Dev's big bugle. "You haven't gone on a date in a few months. You must be really horny. Let me give you a benefit." Tyler got on his knees and started undoing Dev's belt buckle.
Dev squirmed nervously. "This is inappropriate. I just turned 30. I can't get a blowjob from someone who doesn't remember Windows 95." Tyler threw Dev's belt on the couch and pulled down Dev's pants. He was instantly smacked in the face with the biggest cock he'd ever seen in person.