Gorilla called Carlos later that night.
"Where are you?" asked Carlos.
"Tonight? Hmm, let me see," Gorilla replied. He held some crumpled paper up to his cell and rustled it comically, pretending he was looking through his written notes and files. "I was meant to be headed to Jackson today, but they changed my itinerary at the last minute. Instead of driving north, I've headed west, and tonight I'm looking up at the stars in the Lone Star State."
"Whereabouts in Texas?"
"Houston."
"Looking up at the stars?" Carlos laughed. "In Houston? The oil city of the western world? Nobody in Houston has ever seen the fucking moon, let alone a star," Carlos insisted. "And fuck, dude, promise me, please don't get shot while you're there. Even toddlers carry guns there. Next, it'll be unborn foetuses packing heat. I mean, Texas is seriously fucked up." He paused for a second. "Still, on the opposite side of the ledger, it sounds like you're getting some shorter runs these days. How far is it from New Orleans to Houston? Five hours drive?"
"About six, which is the perfect length for a full day, considering I've got about an hour's worth of work at the warehouse at each end."
"And speaking of work," Carlos segued, "I've got a new job. I start tomorrow."
"Fuck, that's awesome news! Means you don't have to live like a monk anymore."
"Yeah, true, and it also means I can contribute money towards the band again."
There was silence on Gorilla's end of the line. "Please tell me you aren't gonna be working in another office job."
Carlos laughed. "No chance of that. I'm gonna be working at Eternal."
"Huge!" Gorilla knew how much a job at Eternal would mean for Carlos. "How'd you land that?"
Carlos took a breath. "Well, I began looking for jobs online yesterday morning, because I knew I needed to find a job, like, literally any job available, even if it was the worst job in the world. But before too long, my eyes glazed over and my brain froze. I went outside to get some fresh air, hating my life. I was sitting on a park bench eating lunch, knowing that my lazy days were numbered. And then Pete -- you know, Pete, our drummer? -- walks past me, wearing his office clothes. I've never seen him wearing a corporate slave uniform before, but I learned he's studying law, which I had no idea about. He's probably gonna get rich, and he'll probably make some cute femboy with cat-ears very happy one day."
Gorilla had no idea what the fuck Carlos was referring to with 'femboys' and 'cat-ears'. But as he finished his sentence, he imagined what he'd look like laid down on his back, submissively supine, wearing cat-ears and a pair of long, stripy femboy socks, with his metal mane trailing behind him as he waited impatiently for an injection of fat cock. He wondered what Gorilla would think if he saw him like this.
Carlos continued. "Anyway, Pete was going for a walk on his lunch break, presumably just to get some fresh air, and I said hello to him. He looked awkward as fuck, like his day would've been so much better if he'd decided to walk somewhere else -- you know what's been happening recently between him and me, right? -- but he sat down on the bench next to me and we got talking. Next thing, he's back at my place, having pleaded a family emergency to get out of work, and he's weaving magic on my resume. And while he's doing that, he's reading out job vacancies for gigs that I'd never want in a million years. And so while he's working away on my resume, I wondered what it was I'd *really* want to do. I mean, I'd love to work in music, or in any creative field really, but those jobs are so fucking hard to come by. Unless you're a rockstar, that is, but hey, that's still a work in progress for me. I wondered what other jobs might interest me in the meantime until I'm out there travelling the world, and I thought it might be cool to work at a bar. And then, I wondered if there were any jobs at *my* bar, my second home. I called my friend Adahlia, and she said someone had quit recently and they needed to replace her as soon as possible. She put in a good word for me with the boss, I came in for a talk, and I walked out with the gig. I start tomorrow."
"Fuck," said Gorilla, "I'm so happy for you. Being at Eternal probably won't even feel like work for you. And just imagine how much sex you'll get."
"I've already thought that through, buddy," Carlos joked. "Blowjobs for beers."
At the other end of the line, Gorilla laughed heartily. "You're onto something there. Just don't let the boss know."
"I reckon the boss at Eternal has a thing for me already, and it might be part of the reason I got the job. So you never know, he might want to blow me too."
Gorilla laughed nervously this time. He knew everyone had a 'thing' for Carlos. He remembered their first meeting in the stinky bathroom next to the Atlanta trucker roadhouse. He was the fuckin' alpha boss that night, but he didn't feel that way anymore. He still had no idea what Carlos saw in him.
"So," Carlos enquired, "you said you had a busy day yesterday?"
"Yeah ... well, kinda," came the reply. "I went record shopping, so I'll retract the word 'busy' and replace it with the word 'interesting'. You already know I had the worst night ever the night before last. You know how tired I was when I pulled into New Orleans? Sleep that night was more important than getting an evening feed, so when I woke up the next morning, it felt like my stomach had disappeared overnight. I went out to find some breakfast, and while I was eating, some guy hit on me, but I turned him down. And then I went record shopping, just to pass the time. By the way, have you ever heard of an album called 'Dark Side of the Moon'?"
"By Pink Floyd?"
"Yeah ... that one."
"Dude, that's a stone-cold classic. You didn't already own a copy? Please tell me you bought it. That record is a fucking symphony. Mozart would've been proud to write something as good as that."
"I bought it," Gorilla replied, "but I'd honestly never heard it before. I mean, I knew some songs from the radio, but I'd never heard the whole thing. And when I listened to it from start to finish, I thought it was profound."
"Fuck yeah it is," Carlos said. "Profound is exactly the right word. We should listen to it together some time."
Gorilla grunted. There was a pause.
At this point, readers who read the last chapter would've noticed the parts of their stories they'd each carefully omitted. And Carlos was silently wondering how Gorilla managed to listen to the Floyd vinyl he'd bought without having access to a turntable.
More silence. Gorilla felt the need to keep the conversation moving forward. "So ... how was Pete?"
"Yeah ... he's good, I think. He felt embarrassed about recent events, but he really helped me a lot yesterday. I got the Eternal gig on my own, but Pete came with me. And if it wasn't for Pete trying to help me find a job in the first place, I might never have thought to call Adahlia."
"Did you repay him?"
"You know I did, dude. I'm a fuckin' gentleman."
"How?"
Carlos waited a beat, just to add tension. "I bought him dinner." He didn't elaborate any further.