This is the story of how a whole bunch of locals, almost all of whom were over 60, found ourselves renovated, refreshed, rejuvenated and freshly horny. Oh we weren't all physically transported back in time and neither were we truly rejuvenated but we certainly had years knocked off our mental ages and years added onto our sex lives too!
I'm not entirely certain who to blame the most but then again, since we all had so much fun, who cares!
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I'd guess that it was a combination of circumstances that caused it β having that research laboratory so close by; me ending up in a care home; us having an intelligent forward-thinking manager for the care home...or perhaps it was just us being a randy lot in the first place β I don't know which part was the root cause. A series of seemingly random situations that, when brought together, created a thoroughly entertaining life for so many of us.
Whatever, to explain the circumstances leading up to this story I'd better go back some five or six years...back to a date soon after my wife died.
She'd been ill for some time but then she just died β far too early and suddenly, struck down at the tender age 64 by some other affliction that crept up inside her and took over almost before we had time to say our goodbyes. Then afterwards I just couldn't be bothered to run the four-bedroom house on my own and there was simply no way that I wanted to search for a replacement wife at my age. I was just on 66 at the time having taken early retirement from work and was therefore more or less on my own, so I began to consider my options.
Firstly of course, I could just take an overdose of pills and fade away to join her β but although that's what I felt like doing immediately after her death, a few days later the idea didn't appeal to me at all. I still felt quite young at heart and was very healthy overall and knew damn well that I still had plenty of life in me.
Secondly I could possibly go and live with one of our children β but then that would put pressure on their lives and despite them both offering me a home it just didn't feel right either. Not only that, they both lived and thrived in far away countries and I might struggle to acclimatize and settle down.
Thirdly I could downsize and buy myself a small flat, apartment or just a room somewhere but then I'd be living alone and again, I had no desire to do that either.
And then I could go and live in some kind of care home β a well-chosen place that looked after their residents. Not perhaps a full-time care home but a 'residential care home' where we all had our own units β little homes within a bigger home, and I actually knew of one in my home town.
A few weeks later and I'd had a guided tour of the establishment and, having thoroughly approved of what I'd seen I'd put my name down on their waiting list. I'd already been there before so that I could avail myself of their delicious meals which could be purchased 'as a visitor' so I was no stranger to the place...and it was a popular place and rightly so. The management were young on the whole, the building was modern, the amenities excellent and I could find no fault with any part of it. The residents ages were varied with quite a number of them obviously well into their eighties but there also seemed to be a fair number of considerably younger people there, much to my pleasure. Those residents that I met seemed to be a happy bunch and I immediately began to make plans to join them. Inside a month I had my house listed for sale and inside two months it was sold. Of course, all the legal paperwork would take ages yet but progress was soon being made.
I was just beginning to start worrying that things were taking so long that I'd miss my boat so to speak, when suddenly things began to move. A letter arrived offering me a unit in the residential home and I grabbed it immediately. I'd found a new home and I was ecstatic as I looked forward to moving. A week or so later and the solicitors also informed me that everything was about to be completed regarding the sale of my home too so that gave me just about a month in which to depart and the timing couldn't have been better.
The accommodation at the home was also due to be vacant about a month ahead and soon I had my deposit paid and had a company offer me what seemed to be a good price for my furniture.
My new address was to be Unit 10, James Organ Court, the place being named after a local philanthropist who'd helped to finance the establishment.
Needless to say I'd already chuckled gently to myself when I'd first seen the name β thinking how inappropriate the word 'Organ' was in a place for elderly people. As if we'd have much to do with our organs β but little did I know!
My ruminations about the name actually caused me to sit down and think. My own seven inch long uncut organ was still in good working order and, given the opportunity I was always eager to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh despite my advancing years. My penis would still rise quite quickly and firmly when given any healthy stimulation and I could still readily jerk a nice load of cum from my cock. What's more, given that I'd lost my wife and now had nothing much better to do with my spare time I used to jerk off at least once a day. Oh, in my youth I'd do that at twice or three times a day but now, at 66, I'd slowed down somewhat but even so I clung onto one of the signs of youthfulness as best I could. However, despite the pleasure that it gave me, such enjoyable sexual activity was definitely on the wane as my years progressed and I found myself wondering how much longer I'd have to enjoy my erection and orgasms.
It also happened that just as I lost my wife so I also lost another good friend β a female of the species some fifteen years younger than me who'd become my 'bit on the side' for the past five years. She didn't expire but moved away instead and thus deprived me of a delightful twice a week habit. I'd been given the freedom to fuck her by my wife when she realised that she was beginning to have some 'female' problems and was often unable to accommodate me. She completely understood and also accepted that I needed some relief occasionally β well, quite regularly actually. My wife's affliction preventing her from enjoying sex or any energetic activity to be honest and so, understanding that I was still eager and needy she told me to find another outing for my sexual energy.
"Find someone else to keep that cock of yours happy, just so long as you look after it and come home to me," she said one evening after we'd attempted to enjoy some sex, "I'd much rather you do that than just go off and leave me."
The lady I'd been fucking was a divorced friend of ours and we kept everything above board so that my wife remained amenable to our relationship and it seemed to work well. My wife was therefore spared the guilt of not letting me have sex with her, the woman was happy to enjoy an energetic cock without having strings attached and I was happy because I was getting my end away...until it all came to a doubly sad ending.
Anyway, moving day arrived and before I knew it I was sitting in my new home, relaxing and getting used to things. I had my own small lounge, bedroom, bathroom, toilet and kitchen and as I'd brought a selection of my own furniture with me I felt quite 'at home' already but the shock really came when I joined the others for dinner that evening. This time and from now onwards I was no longer just a visitor but had become yet another age-restricted resident and I suddenly felt old.
Sure I'd already met many of the other residents so I knew what I was facing but now I'd become 'one of them' and felt as if I'd been added to the pile of those just waiting for their days to run out.
I was somewhat surprised therefore to find that now that I was a resident the others began to open up and become more alive to me and soon found myself sharing and joining in with their banter in a way that hadn't been happening before and I quickly discovered that there were quite a number of amazingly interesting people there.
On top of that, the meal was good and filling and more importantly I hadn't had to cook it myself which was one of the reasons why I'd been keen to find such a place. Alone it was so easy to neglect things, even such things as eating...whereas here in my new 'home' and surrounded now by a great bunch of people I knew I wouldn't be neglected and I quickly felt relaxed and peaceful.
All I really missed was the company of a nice warm woman ready to ease the pressure at my groin β perhaps one of the residents might be interested in accommodating my sexual needs.
By the end of the first week I already felt settled and knew my way around and of course our gathering in the dining room were some of the highlights of my day. In the dining room there were a number of large circular tables and I was allocated a place at one of them. There were six of us at our table at first β there was Bill, Joe and Dick; Nancy and Mary and me, Chris. Dick and Nancy were well into their seventies; Bill and I were in our latter sixties and Joe was in his early sixties. Mary was, as she said, "Only in my fifties", and had escaped from a bad marriage. She'd now found peace with us older folk and didn't mind the difference in ages.
Bill was tall and lanky; Joe was an ex-weightlifter while Dick and I had both come from office-bound backgrounds and were 'very average' in appearance. Both the women were fairly good looking and Nancy barely looked her age. On the other hand the blonde-haired Mary looked remarkably pretty and fit and as she had a magnificent pair of tits I was already smitten! I soon planned to find ways to entice her into my apartment!
After we'd all eaten our fill we'd usually adjourn to the communal lounge as a group and would spend several hours in happy conversation before we separated to retire to our own rooms.
I came to know them remarkably well and they turned out to be the perfect neighbours for me β chatty and bright, cheerful and amusing, friendly and helpful and I even actually anticipated something of a relationship with Mary.
A couple of weeks after I'd settled in another guy joined us at the table β he was Peter and it turned out that he'd been sent to live with us to find out how life was, as seen from a resident's point of view.
"So you're a spy, are you β another Mata Hari?" asked Joe, "And you know what we do with spies!"