Please note that while the subject matter is gay the people are related.
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"I'm sorry," I said sheepishly when I noticed that my grandfather was standing in the doorway of Grandma's old sewing room, which had turned into a computer room after her arthritis made that hobby too uncomfortable.
"Not nice to snoop around, Andy," my grandfather said. "I'll bet you wouldn't want me looking through your things, would you?"
"No, you're right. I wouldn't," I said in what had to be the understatement of the year, because while I'm not all that crazy for an 18 year old in 2013, I imagine that it would freak out my poor old Grandpa.
Then again, what I was holding in my hands wasn't something that I would have expected finding in the drawer of Grandpa's computer desk, and it had to be his because it wasn't something that Grandma would have any use for.
"My toy. You know what that is, Andy?" Grandpa asked as he stepped into the room and closed the door behind him.
"I think so," I said, looking down at the long clear plastic tube with a rubber bulb attached to the device. "You put your - you know - in there and when you squeeze the bulb it's supposed to make your thing bigger."
"Hard," Grandpa corrected. "It helps you get an erection."
"That's what I meant," I agreed, because I knew that if they actually did really increase the size of your dick I would have bought one long ago.
"When you get old," Grandpa said, taking the device from my hands and looking at it. "Let's just say that it isn't as easy to perform as it is when you're a teenager, so when me and your Grandma wanted to - you know - we would use that to get me ready."
I nodded, hoping that I would never need to use one, but the thought of Grandpa and Grandma getting it on was interesting to me.
"Of course these days, Grandma, she's not interested in that sort of thing any more, which is why it's in here," Grandpa continued. "As for me, well, let's just say that I still am, and that's why it's in here. I come in here and play around on the Internet."
"Probably more information that you wanted about your Grandpa, isn't it?" he asked, and I shrugged my shoulders. "I have to admit that when I first started - what do they call it - swimming on the Internet?"
"Surfing," I said with a smile. "Surfing the Net."
"That's it, surfing," he repeated as he patted my shoulders. "But then again I'm sure that you know all about - oh there. I guess you do."
Grandpa had reached over and touched the mouse, and when he did the screen saver disappeared and what I had been looking at before being distracted by the penis pump appeared back on the screen. I lurched at the keyboard and got rid of the image, hoping that Grandpa hadn't seen what I was looking at.
"It's okay Andy. I'm not as square as your mother," Grandpa said. "I'm a guy too, you know."
He was probably right about that square part, although the reason that I had been sent to visit my grandparents for a couple of weeks, at least in part, was that so Mom could fuck her new boyfriend without fear of me hearing them.
"You want to try it out?" Grandpa asked. "I mean, I know you don't have the problem that I do, but I've found that if you use it after you get aroused, well let's just say that while it isn't as good as the real thing, it isn't bad."
"Uh, I don't think so," I said.
"It's clean, if that's what you're worried about," Grandpa assured me.
"No, that's not it," I said, but the more I looked at it the more interested I got. "Maybe before I leave."
"No time like the present," Grandpa said. "Go ahead."
"Here?"
"Why not?"
"What if Grandma..."
"Those pills knock her out, and besides, she's afraid of the computer," Grandpa said with a chuckle. "Here, you'll need this too."
Grandpa handed me a half empty tube of some kind of lubricant, and there I was, sitting in front of Grandpa's computer with a penis pump and gel. Not something that had ever crossed my mind, to be sure.
"I can't. Not in here..." I said, but before I could finish my thought about not being able to to do something like that in front of my grandfather he cut me off.
"We'll go to your room then Andy," Grandpa said, and the next thing I knew we were heading down to the guest room at the far end of the hall.
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"Make yourself comfortable," Grandpa said as he brought me over to my bed, turned on the light to a low setting and sat next to the bed.
"Grandpa," I said. "I can't."
"That website you were looking at," Grandpa said, putting his hand on my knee. "You like that one, don't you? I noticed that you've visited that everyday this week."
I felt like crawling into a hole, never thinking that my grandfather would know how to check history on the computer. The fact that the website was called Daddies and Twinks was humiliating, because even though my own old man had been gone for years, Grandpa was a daddy, my Mom's, and now he knew a whole lot more about me in a number of ways than he did before.
"It's alright Andy," Grandpa said, squeezing my knee while my face probably turned beet red, judging by the way it felt. "It's an interesting website. I wasn't aware of that one. I'll show you a couple that I think you might enjoy as well. Told you I'm not that square. You see, up until recently I had - a friend. He passed a few months ago. We used to - keep each other company."
"You?" I said incredulously, the thought of this ultra straight appearing man with another guy beyond belief.
"Go ahead Andy," Grandpa said, nodding. "I'd like to watch you use my toy."
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"Kinda nervous," I said apologetically after I pulled my pajama bottoms down and pulled on my dick, which in fright was retreating into my intestines like a turtle into his shell, and while the device was designed to produce an erection my dick had shriveled up so much that I couldn't get it to the rubber nozzle.
"It gets bigger," I said in self defense after trying to put my little nub in the nozzle.
"I know that," Grandpa said. "When you first got here, I accidentally happened to catch a glimpse of you while you were drying off after your shower. Anyway, let's just as that I found out that Grandma's cute little Andy - well, you're still cute but you sure aren't little anymore."
"Oh gee," I said, and while I felt weird learning that Grandpa had seen me naked, there was something else about that which was ever more weird. "But how did you see me? I always lock the door."
"Maybe the part about it being an accident was a bit of a fib," Grandpa said with a wink thrown in, and while I didn't really understand, something else crossed my mind."
"Did Grandma see me too?"
"Heavens no," Grandpa chuckled. "She's not nearly as curious about things like that as I am."
"Relax," Grandpa said calmly as he squirted a little gel into his hand, and after a brief hesitation reached over toward me. "Here."
My grandfather sat next to me on the edge of the bed, and I was looking down when his long bony fingers took my timid dick and began to pull on it slowly, while I tried to relax.
