Sami stood in front of the window, his eyes glued to their quiet little street in the gayborhood. His filthy, hot-as-sin neighbor he definitely didn't have a huge crush on--okay, maybe he did--Luca, was out front again, shirtless, hauling out his trash. The sun glistened off his dark skin, tattoos shifting over his muscles as he moved.
And those gray sweatpants? A sumptuous dream walking. Whoever invented them deserves a monolith built in their honor. Loose in all the right places, snug in even better ones, highlighting that ridiculous club pretending to be a cock between his legs like a promise. Sami's eyes were stuck on the spot. Every time Luca moved, the fabric stretched tighter, making the outline of his cock even more obvious.
Every trash day, this was his divine ritual--gawking from the front window, mesmerized. No way was he the only one looking in their horny complex either. He could imagine several more creeping eyes in the neighboring windows.
But this trash day was different. Today, Luca paused, his hand sliding between his legs, adjusting himself--no, not adjusting--squeezing and stretching himself. Sami swore he could see the bulge thicken even more.
"Oh my God," his breath catching in his throat. Luca gave himself another little squeeze, like he was putting on a show, and Sami pressed his face closer to the glass, creating a steam circle from his panting.
And then Luca snapped his head--straight at him--and winked.
"Oh fuck."
Sami froze. Luca's eyes locked on his, and the smirk that spread across Luca's face was downright wicked. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit." Sami yanked himself back from the window, panic setting in. "He saw me." Before he could even think about a plan, Luca dropped the trash can, turned, and started walking straight for his front door.
"So much fuck."
"Okay, okay, uh... fuck!" He scrambled, tripping over himself as he darted for the bedroom. He yanked open his closet, grabbing the first thing he could find--a hideous flannel robe that he used when he was sick to feel all cozy and cocooned. He threw it on, tying it haphazardly over his lacy pink panties, which, for the love of all that is holy, please let Luca not have noticed.
Knock, knock.
"FUCK!"
Sami took a deep breath, smoothed down the robe (as if that would make it any less ugly), and cracked the door open. "Uh... hey?" he said in as casual a tone as he could fake, as if he wasn't a mess of humiliated panic inside.
Shirtless, Luca stood there, sweatpants hanging low, happy trail on display, with that same wicked smirk plastered across his face. "You gonna invite me in, or just keep pretending you weren't watching me like an adorable little peeping Tom?"
Sami's mouth went dry. So. Caught. Luca didn't wait for an answer, though. He pushed the door open wide and sauntered inside, his gaze immediately dropping to the robe. His smile grew.
"What are you wearing?" Luca asked, reaching out and fingering the flannel fabric like the offensive relic it was.