"April fools!" Chris shouted as he laughed at my cum-covered face.
He'd gotten me again!
"I can't believe you fell for it again, Joshie," Chris cackled as cum dribbled out of my gaping hole.
It'd been like this for a few years now. Chris would always get me with a prank or two on April Fools Day and this year had been no different.
It started innocently enough, one April Fools when he pants me right in front of everyone. He pulled my shorts down as I was talking with friends on a day I'd opted for going commando. I stood there frozen, my cock and balls out flopping freely in the air. I couldn't believe he'd done this, and right in front of the girl I had a crush on too! I could never look her in the face again after that.
That same year he stuck two fingers up my butthole while I was sleeping.
"April fools!" he had shouted as he'd pinned me down, his fingers pressing on what I found out later was my prostate.
"Chris, stop!" I pleaded, but Chris being the jokester just shoved his fingers in and out of my hole. My cock was rock hard from his fingers pressing on my prostate, his other hand on my back keeping me from doing much besides rubbing my erection on the mattress.
"Chris!" I yelped as I felt my cock begin to pulsate and I shot a load out onto my bedsheets.
"Now I'm gonna have to wash my sheets!" I threw a pillow at Chris when he finally let me sit up.
"Sorry," Chris said, but I knew he didn't mean it. "I saw that tight little virgin hole when I pantsed you earlier, I knew it'd be the perfect April Fools Day prank."
"I'll get you next year," I told him.
But I didn't get him next year; he got me again!
I woke up on April Fools morning when I tasted something salty on my tongue.
"Chris!" I tried to yell but the sound was muffled.
He had his cock inside my mouth! And not his soft cock, his hard thick throbbing erection!
I tried to push him off but he began face-fucking me.
"April fools!" he shouted, giggling as his cock invaded my face.
I couldn't believe he'd gotten me again! I was so humiliated!
"Chris," I managed to pull his cock out of my mouth for a second, gasping for air.
But he just shoved it back in and kept violating my mouth. The smell of his pubes flew through my airways as he rubbed them on my nose, his big heavy balls slapping on my chin faster and faster.
"I'm cumming!" he moaned as he thrust his hips impossibly far into my throat.
I felt his seed go down my throat as I instinctively gulped it down. As he pulled out he coated my tongue in his semen. I tried to spit it out but it was no use.
"Chris, that tastes disgusting," I told him.
"April fools!" he just cackled again.