A repost to fix the lack of a condom that many people pointed out to me. A massive thank you to the people in the Feedback forum for helping me fix a couple of things in this.
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Max Field was not a happy bunny. It was pitch black, fucking
freezing
and it had just started raining really, really hard. Oh, and he was outside in this. With nothing even vaguely waterproof; not even his bag, unfortunately.
There hadn't been any nice people for forever. What Mom had told him about the north of England being friendlier than the South was clearly a lie; or maybe it just didn't apply to skinny blond American hitchhikers who were stupid enough not to pack for British weather.
He was really, really cold. His hair would be insane tomorrow.
More cars zoomed past. Even their taillights seemed smug. Max contemplated swearing at them.
A sleek black BMW slowed to a stop in front of him. Max gaped at it like an idiot. If there was a law of hitchhiking, it was that cars like that never stopped for people like him. The window rolled down with a faint purr and a middle-aged man leaned across from the driver seat.
"You want a lift, mate?"
"God, please," Max blurted. The man smiled and Max could feel his face going red. "But I'm all ..." He gestured to his "jumped-into-a-swimming-pool-fully-clothed" appearance. The man shrugged.
"It's fine. I have a heater."
"What's your name?" the man asked Max when Max had settled down in the seat with his sodden carry bag at his feet.
"Max, hi, you?"
"I'm Douglas, pleased to meet you." They shook hands.
"Seriously," Max babbled, "thank you
so
much! It's completely crazy out there!"
Douglas chuckled. "Yeah, it is fairly awful tonight." He ran his hand over his short blond hair, ruffling it upwards - Max could see a lot of grey at the roots and wondered whether it was dyed.
They edged out into the traffic. As they began to pick up speed, Max shut his eyes and relaxed. In the warm at last.
He could hear Douglas changing through the gears. In his first few car rides (especially the one from London to Cambridge) he had watched with interest the movement of the shift stick - he had never driven one and never really seen anyone else driving one, either. But it seemed like everybody drove with them in Britain, and he was too apathetic from the cold to bother to watch again.
As a result, he jumped a mile when the man's hand landed on his leg.
"Shit, sorry!" Douglas said. His ears were red. "I missed the gearstick."
"No problem," Max assured him. He was sure he'd do the same if he had to cope with one those fiddly things. Automatic was way better. The tiny immoral part of him pointed out that he wasn't averse to good-looking men grabbing his leg, even if there was an age gap and potentially dyed hair involved.
"Not used to having someone else in the car."
"No family, then?"
"No." Douglas looked uncomfortable. Max's immediate thought was a divorce, though maybe his parents had just oversensitised him. "You?"
"No kids or anything, nah." Max wanted to add "I have a boyfriend," but if this guy, as nice as he was, turned out to be a homophobe then he'd have to find someone else to give him a lift. And he'd just started to dry off, too.
"No girlfriend?" Douglas asked, flicking on his indicator to change lanes and overtake a red Volvo. Max shook his head. His heart rate picked up. He wasn't sure whether he was relieved or disappointed when Douglas didn't ask about boyfriends. It implied that the possibility hadn't even crossed his mind, which meant he was straight - and it was so wrong that Max automatically equated straight middle-aged man with homophobe but he did. He made a mental note to be careful with what he said.
The motorway stretched out in front of them, featureless and hypnotising in its endless sameness. It was starting to get dark. Max rested his head against the window and let the mass of grey blur past.
"So why are you travelling to Glasgow?" Douglas asked, jolting him back into reality. "Oh, I'm sorry for waking you - "
"It's fine, I wasn't really asleep," Max said, grinning at the man. He smiled back. "Anyway, so, yeah, I'm going to Glasgow to meet up with my b-" shit, "my friend, who's there on business." He prayed Douglas hadn't noticed the slip. There was a long, heart-stopping pause, but then the older man nodded.
"You should take a look around the city while you're there. It's quite amazing."
"I should," Max agreed. "Thanks."
Ten minutes later, and the road in front of them lit up with what looked like hundreds of red brake lights. The car joined the back of a queue that stretched as far into the distance as Max could see, and came to a dead stop.
"Fuck's sake!" Douglas thumped the dashboard then shot an apologetic look at Max.
"My thoughts exactly," Max muttered. He slid the shoulder strap of his seatbelt off and leaned forwards until his elbows were on the dashboard, then dropped his chin onto his hands. "I hate waiting for things."
Douglas grunted in agreement.