I live in a small town and the most popular dating app always has the same old faces. Some of you will possibly know the feeling. However, like me you still have some nights where you constantly refresh the grid in the faint hope someone new will show up. This was my experience one evening: refresh, refresh, refresh and the same old damn people.
All a bit Groundhog Day until my one final refresh. Something had changed. At the bottom-right of the grid was the photo of a topless, hairy daddy; the type of guy I often found myself wanking to when watching porn: stocky, bearded and seemingly well hung.
This daddy was also absolute filth!
I imagine most of us are initiated with the workings of the app, but for those who are unfamiliar, everybody can set a name to their profile. The new daddy in town had written "No (shower) 3 days (cum)."
I'm not sure about you, but I get massively turned on by sweaty and dirty guys. Nothing screams "real" man to me more than a guy who is comfortable to bask in his own sweat, isn't obsessed by his appearance, and generally couldn't really give two shits about how he looks. This guy seemed to offer everything I wanted in a hook-up.
Intrigued, I sent him a message.
He replied to clarify what he was looking for. Connor was in town for a week as he was working on a new highway that was being constructed. He'd also been married for around six years. He travelled away from home a lot for his work, and he used that time to satiate his secret need for cock. He also liked to indulge in unusual kinks his wife wouldn't approve of!
It got around to me asking him why he hadn't showered for three days? It turns out, I had misunderstood. Connor explained that he was planning on not showering for the final three days he was in town, and wanted to meet a hook-up he could sneak into his room (his other colleagues were at the hotel), where they could spend some time worshipping his sweaty and stinking body. He wanted them to lick every inch of him, bury their face in his musky armpits and pull back his foreskin so that his deliciously ripe cock head could be tongue cleaned.
One more message; would I be interested?
I messaged back to say that even the thought had just made me shoot my load all over my pubes (which was true, it had!). At this point Connor told me he knew I was the perfect man for him and instructed me to let my cum dry in. He also told me three rules he'd live by for the next three days, which he liked to refer to as the "3 nots":
He would not shower.
He would not wear deodorant.
He would not clean up cum from his body, instead letting it dry in.