(Author's note: This is not a true story, but it easily could have been if I'd been bolder. Here's how it might have gone if I had beenβ¦)
I live in what you might call a semi-suburban area. It is pretty well built up with various subdivisions, but it is unincorporated. That means we are beyond the reach of a city sewer system, so we have to depend on a septic tank to dispose of solid waste. These can be a real pain in the ass, especially when you have to dig up and replace 20 feet of crushed 6-inch PVC pipe from the house to the tank in the middle of a wet early winter day as I did about six years ago.
The thing about a septic tank is that every 6-7 years they fill up, and when they get full, you have to call a professional, who comes out with a big tank truck and sucks out all the accumulated shit. This happened at our house two summers ago. All of the toilets backed up; we had shitty water everywhere, and, well, you get the picture. So I called the necessary people, and the company said they would send a man out the next day.
Now I work out of my home, while my wife works in town, so being home to meet the tank truck operator was no big deal. I expected some fat, toothless redneck or a big, beefy black guy to show up, but what I got, right around lunchtime, was a slight, pleasant young man of about 30. He was about 5-7 with curly blond hair and rimless glasses, who looked like he'd be more at home teaching a college class than lugging heavyweight hose and sucking up shit for a living. The truth is, this guy was gorgeous, and when he peeled off his t-shirt to get to the task at hand, I couldn't help myself. My stomach and my cock started churning.
I should say at this point that I am not gay. I have little use for gays or for the gay lifestyle, although I've have and have had friends of both genders who are/were gay, and I respect their right to live their lives any way they choose.
Paradoxically, however, one of my hottest fantasies for a long time has been to have sex with a man, to suck a dick and have a cock fucking my ass. I discovered during my college days many years ago the effect anal penetration can have on the sexual experience, and I've been hooked ever since. Believe me, don't knock it until you've tried it.
Keep in mind, I'm not interested in a gay relationship, per se; in fact, in my fantasies, these men are nameless and faceless. They materialize out of thin air, with disembodied dicks that fuck me, suck me, cum in me and on me, then disappear. By the way, my wife of some 20 years knows about these fantasies and we often use them to enhance what is still a pretty active sex life, considering our hectic family and work lives.
Speaking of sex, I happened at that moment to be incredibly horny. The good wife and I hadn't had sex in over a week. She'd been on her period, and had also been working extremely hard on a major project, so she'd been too pooped to putter. So I'd been sitting at the computer that hot morning surfing the Net for porn, and was contemplating a rousing stroke session when the septic tank guy showed up, considerably earlier than I expected.
Like I said, I've never been particularly attracted to men, but I was definitely attracted to this guy, whose name was Greg, and it wasn't just the fact that I hadn't gotten laid in over a week. I wasn't sure what, if anything, would happen, but I decided right then that the time would never be better than that moment to make my gay sex fantasy come to life.
So I walked out into the back yard to chat. I was dressed in a pair of baggy gym shorts, no underwear, and a loose-fitting tank top. I'm in my mid-40s, and while my hair has gone mostly gray, I still have all of it, and people tell me I look much younger than I am. I'm not a fitness freak, but I keep myself in decent shape. I watch what I eat and try to walk a couple of miles two or three times a week. Greg, on the other hand, was what they call ripped. He wasn't muscle-bound, but he had a nice set of pecs and a flat stomach. I also noticed that he had what appeared to be a nice-sized dick in his jeans.
I walked out into the back yard with two tall glasses of ice water and offered Greg one. I was gratified to catch him looking me up and down, and I thought to myself, "Maybe this is going to happen." But I was having trouble finding the right opening, when he beat me to the punch. "I noticed the Deadhead sticker on your window; I take it you're a fan," he said in a pleasant voice. We started talking about classic Grateful Dead shows that we'd seen in our younger days, and how much we missed them since Garcia's death several years before. While he worked on the tank, we talked about tape collections, downloading MP3 files onto our computers, and so on.
Finally, I took the plunge. "If you've got some time after you get through, I've got a new Dick's Picks CD I haven't had a chance to play yet," I said. "Maybe we can give it a listen." He said he'd see what his schedule looked like and let me know when he was done. My stomach was in knots as I waited for Greg to finish. I was already picturing this man naked, the first time I'd ever done that with a man.