"Christ these undies are killing me" Simon exclaimed as he helped himself to another beer from the fridge.
"Then what are you wearing them for? Why not just take them off and be done with it. There's no point in spending the afternoon literally with your knickers in a twist."
That was Andy, Simon's on off boyfriend. He'd come round that afternoon for a BBQ but things hadn't gone to plan. The sausages were burned, the chicken not cooked enough and the burgers tasted like cardboard. All in all it was a pretty lousy afternoon. The sun however was still shining and with music on the radio and cold beer in the fridge the pair were still in a party mood.
Wiggling his hips and releasing the tight AussieBum pants from around his waist, Simon removed his briefs there and then in the middle of the kitchen.
"Here catch!" He threw them in Andy's direction and he caught them mid air. He grasped them loosely in his hands and placing them on the arm of the sofa.
"Wow, could you not have gotten a smaller pair?" He joked while sipping his own bottle of beer.
"Oh that's better, I love it when it all hangs out!" Simon stepped out from behind the kitchen counter. He was now completely naked. The summer sun beating through the patio doors onto his bronzed smooth body. Andy shuffled to the end of the sofa and glared at Simons large cock. It was smooth, big and juicy with a perfect purple helmet. He could see the blue veins coursing along the shaft. Below hung two shaved and perfectly formed balls. Brimming with hot sticky love piss.
"Nice to see you've had a haircut," Andy said not taking his eyes off Simon.
"I know, I let it go for a while but with this heat I thought this morning it had to go so the whole lot went. I did my balls and arse crack as well.'
Being so open and forthright about his morning grooming routine was all in Simons plan. He'd invited Andy round for sex. And sex he was going to have. The heat made him horny. Just like when he was a teenager the summer sun would bring on spontaneous hard ons and unscripted wanks wherever he could have one. The afternoons BBQ was ok and the catch up much needed but now down to business. Andy wasn't stupid either. He knew what Simons intentions were when he accepted the invitation. But he was just as horny. Him and Simon went way back and the sex was amazing so he was only to happy to be there. He had a rod in his trousers that was groaning and needed attention.
"Well it's good to know you're taking male grooming seriously!" Andy said jokingly. His dick had started to stiffen.
"You know it's getting late and you've had maybe one too many. Why don't you stay the night?" Simon asked as he stood there looking as Andy's bulge in his shorts.