Lavar shows me what I'd been missing.
When I first came back from overseas, I must've been super hungry for sex. Don't get me wrong: I was seeing Harry in Athens, Greece at least every other week for six to eight months, and before Harry I was in a monogamous relationship with a handsome bear from D.C. that shall remain nameless, but during that final month in Greece, Harry was unavailable, and trying to find playmates in Crete that I liked was far and few between.
"Welcome home, Sailor," Lavar said.
Crazy that a black man didn't have the appetite for other brothers, but that's what it was for me, as back then I just had a thing for fucking older, chubby, masculine white men. I tried letting him down nicely.
"Brother, you are good looking, and quite handsome, but you're not what I'm looking for at this moment," I said.
"At this moment? Tell me what that means? Does that mean that maybe tomorrow, you'll wanna ride this horse dick," he said, pointing to his 11 inch fire hose.
For me, a lot of black guys then I might've considered were just like me: looking to wreck some fat, juicy, white ass. A few would claim they'd tag team a white guy with me, but the conversations always swayed in the direction of me getting throat fucked, or having my ass split in half.
"What you need is some black dick in ya life, boy," he said.
He went in the same direction and was turning me off, but just when I made a decision not to get angry and block him, something told me to keep chatting with him.
"I can see you're Navy, too," he said.
"What you mean? You're Navy," I asked.
"Kid, I retired 10 years ago as a master chief electrician's mate. In the background of your photos I can see your uniform hanging," he said.
"Just because we have this in common doesn't mean our business has to be in the street," I told him, as I became reluctant to meet him.
"Son, I got three daughters, and two sons, in four different states. I'm a known man whore, but not in the sense of fucking other men, so this is our secret. But I like cock and boy pussy, too, and I want yours," he said.
I had to correct him in calling my ass "boy pussy," as to this day those words put together make me feel uncomfortable.
"I ain't got no pussy," I said, with a chuckle.
"We'll see when I get a hold on it," he said. "Meet me for dinner Friday. You enjoy a good steak?"