I hadn't seen my pal Mark since graduating from high school five years ago. I figured we could reconnect at our 5th year reunion. He practically had to be there, having been the student body president for our senior year.
I spotted Mark across the room when I walked in. We both continued circulating, and while our eyes met once in a while, it almost seemed we were avoiding each other. Finally I saw Mark heading toward the rest rooms, and I decided that would be a good time to close in on him.
Upon entering the Men's Room, I saw Mark standing at one of the two urinals. No other guys were present. As Mark stoically looked at the wall in front of him, I stepped up to the vacant urinal. I quickly unzipped, and pulled out my own big circumcised hose. I said "I'd recognize that big, nasty looking pecker that's jutting out of your fly anywhere, man! I've always wanted to tell you, Badcock, your dick is the ugliest piece of man-meat I've ever seen. What's a bar-room brawler of a cock like that doing in a high-class joint like this?"
Mark replied, "Coming from you, Q, I won't take that too seriously. I'd offer to shake hands, but it seems our hands are otherwise engaged right now."
You see, Mark Owen Babcock [his friends called him "Mob", but I always thought of him as "Badcock"] and I met way back in Jr. High. My name being Quincy Lee Baxter everyone called me "Q". In the last-name alphabetized plan of the school system, we undressed side by side in the boy's locker room.
I had always been fascinated with Mark's cock, and secretly thought it was one UGLY male unit. Of course I didn't say anything back then, as you're not supposed to be checking out another guy's equipment. Anyway, with Mark's tool, the shaft was sort of bent to the left, and the head was sort of a strange bullet shape, turned up at the end [like the prow of a ship], and appeared to be quite loosely circumcised, with skin bunched up behind his glans. Also, it didn't dangle down between his legs [like mine, and most of the other guys' units did], but rather jutted out from his groin, always looking like it was in the process of becoming erect, but wasn't quite there yet.
Anyway, here we were years later, in our early twenties. Once again, I was eyeing his big, ugly powerhouse of a schlong, as we stood side by side taking a piss. Mark asked me, "Well Q, did you come to the reunion just to insult my manhood, or are you enjoying yourself?"
"Well Mark," I answered, "You're about the only person of interest here. In fact, I am ready to blow this joint. Our classmates seem to be playing the same old games they played five years ago. I'm hoping maybe you and I can get together for a visit when you're done with all this reunion bullshit."
"You know, Q, that would be great. Why don't we split now, maybe get out on the beach for a while or something? I've had enough of this reunion crap myself. It's been a long afternoon."
Coincidentally, we both had rooms in the hotel where the reunion was taking place, which was right on the beach. We first went to my room, where Mark had a quick drink while I stripped off my clothes, and put on some beach trunks. I noticed Mark watching me change clothes, but thought nothing of it.
We then went two floors up to Mark's room, and reversed the process ... me having a drink while he changed clothes. While watching him undress [Hell, we were old locker room buddies, so nudity was a common situation between us], I noticed he stuck his hand into his boxers for a second before he stripped them off. I remembered that he always stuck a hand inside his jockstrap before he peeled that nut-strangler off and headed to the showers. Curious, watching this same action happen in his hotel room, I asked: "Are you playing with that monster of yours, or just scratching your balls?"