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Darren
I wanted to laugh when the car flashed at us in the carpark, but I didn't. He couldn't afford his rent, but he did have an expensive car? Of course. What did I say about that 'bad boy' vibe?
It had a backseat, but no back doors. Amelia folded the passenger seat and clambered in, making the suspension bounce when she heartily sat down. She grinned at me, thoughts going on behind her eyes that I felt I was supposed to understand. I set the seat back and got in. The ceiling was low, like any typical sports car, but there was plenty of leg room.
Tyler pulled his door shut, looking down at his phone. He continued to fiddle with it in his right hand, while his left hand, with the seatbelt, missed the receiver about four times until he scowled down at it and clicked it into place.
"Do you know where it is?" Amelia asked.
"Sort of," he replied. He had brought up a sat nav on his phone and handed it back to her. "Maybe you should put it in, just in case."
I heard the faint vibrations of her thumbs on the screen. "What voice do you use?" she asked.
"Sally," Tyler replied.
"Sally The Slut? Good God."
He grinned, a sudden crack in his still face. "She's sexy."
"No, she sounds like a slut." She put on an overly sensual, moaning tone. "'Turn right in two hundred yards, mmm'."
"Jesus Christ."
"I'm sorry, I can't listen to that."
"You women, so competitive."
She continued fiddling with his phone. "Can't I put on one of the male voices?"
"The only good male voice is the American one."
"He sounds like he's talking through his nose."
"No he doesn't."
"Sally The Slut or American Nose-Man?"
"How about," Tyler said, reaching back to snatch his phone off her, "we listen to your sexy voice giving the directions instead?"
She leant against the back of his seat. "Sounds good."
"But not in my ear."
"Don't you like that?" she whispered.
"I might, Zack doesn't."
She chuckled her tinkling laugh and I couldn't help but grin as well. She tried to tickle his neck and he squirmed, slapping her hand away.
"Sit back and put on your seatbelt."
"Oh pfft, if you didn't drive like a maniac."
With a subtle movement of his leg and a turn of the key, the car growled to life. He revved it a couple times, looking over his shoulder at her.
"Seatbelt."
Hers clicked into place and I quickly did mine as well. He revved it one more time just to annoy her, but the roaring power of the engine gave me a nervous knot in my stomach.
Tyler must have picked up on it because his smile was gone and he gave me a glance. "Sorry," he said. "I am a good driver really."
His hand held the wheel tight, but I knew whatever control you had over the steering meant nothing once the tyres lost their grip.
We rumbled smoothly out of the carpark and I forced my breathing to slow. The sickness of a rising panic attack faded with it. Now would have been an embarrassing time for one to strike.
There was a short silence, which was probably my fault. I thought Tyler would be the type of man to turn on the radio, but he didn't. I leant an elbow against the window, head against my fingers, and watched the streets going past... and still couldn't help tossing him some glances. I watched the muscles in his forearm when he changed gear, his hands on the wheel, the subtle movements of his legs. His handsome profile as he concentrated on everything outside.
The silence broke when Amelia gave the first directions. It was as if they were straight back where the conversation had left off, and there had never been a pause.
"That's your best sexy voice?" Tyler asked.
"You don't get to hear my best."
"I did last time I was babysitting downstairs."
"Wow."
He braked at some traffic lights. "If you're threatened by another woman's voice that's okay, just admit it."
"Wow, Tyler."
He still managed to make the car rev again when we started moving. "It's okay to be competitive, but you already scored a hot husband so I don't know-"
"I'm being competitive? You're the one trying to show off his car."
He yelped with laughter. "What? I'm not even."
"Yes you are." She leant one arm on the back of his seat, one on mine. "Vroom vroom."
He laughed again. It was such a good sound, rolling from his throat. "I'm not. I'm just a bad driver, you got me." His eyes moved to me for a quick glance. "I really doubt you care about my car. You've probably got a Lamborghini, haven't you?"
I smirked. "No comment." What a guess.
"See, I knew it. Rich cunt."
"Ty!" Amelia squawked.
He had known me little over an hour and already called me a 'cunt'. I liked this man. I grinned at Amelia, but she clasped a hand to her forehead regardless.
"This is what I am," Tyler said. "If you want to hire me, better you know now."
"I'm quite sure we can handle your language skills," I replied.
"I'll find a gag for him," Amelia said.
He chuckled. "Kinky."
*
We were out the edges of town and at my company's headquarters not more than thirty minutes later. It was a sprawling complex, and I enjoyed the look on Tyler's face as he took it in.
"So how many weeks do I need to learn my way around?"
Amelia directed him past three carparks. "Left, left! You missed it."
"What the fuck is this labyrinth?"
"Turn around, up here. Turn around."
"Jesus."
We parked next to Zack's car then made our way inside. It was time to do a little tour on the way up to my office. He trotted along behind us, listened to everything, and didn't have many questions. Sometimes he smiled, sometimes he frowned. I suppose there was a lot to take in.
Amelia and I went over a few more things with him in my office, then I sent him off to see where he would be working with her. The door shut to leave me in near silence and I flipped through the pages of his portfolio again.
He had been honest enough to give me a copy of his police record. In some ways it was identical to Zack's. Except it seemed, Tyler had been arrested more. Assault. Drug possession. Assault. Disorderly conduct. Aggravated assault. Speeding.
The only conviction was the speeding. The man hadn't spent a day in jail.