Axle the Beast was frustrated. His life had not been going as easily as he desired it to. His duties as a moderator on the Dungeon Gaming Network forum had climaxed because of a large clan of trolls led by the infamous troll Dan. He had been intensely masturbating to relieve his tension, but he was out of lotion and needed something else. Axle needed sex.
Luckily for him, his boyfriend JuicieJ was cumming over. As the doorbell rang, Axle wiped away his tears with his ghostly pale hand, put on a fake smile showing his dazzling white teeth - though not quite as white as his hand - and gayly approached the door. He opened it and gazed into the dreamy eyes of his lover. Immediately an extraordinary passion swept over him and his penis became erect, creating a small mound next to the zipper on his jeans. Axle leaned in to kiss him, but JJ stormed right past him through the door and sat on the couch. Bit harsh.
Axle sat next to JJ and began to rub his thigh while smiling, still sexually charged despite his boyfriend's sinister demeanor. JJ looked deep into his partner's eyes.
"Axle, I don't think this is working out, baby."
"Oh, baby, I know things have been tough, but-"
"They're making fun of Skyward Sword, Axe-Daddy. I can't take it anymore. I have to cut all ties with ZD. I've been so stressed."
Axle looked down at the ground that had been covered in their creamy ejaculation so many times before. He sighed, "I've been stressed, too, baby. But I'm working as hard as I can to get rid of these trolls. And until then...I know what we can do." He whispered, "I want to fuck you so hard, baby."