I'd met Charlie at a bar. Rather, my wife had met up with Charlie at a bar and introduced us.
She's a ringer playing darts. Charlie had tried to take her on. It went poorly for him.
I was sitting outside in the stifling, sticky day, enjoying a mojito under the large sail style awning on the bar's patio. Mel and Charlie walked up with their beers and a fresh cocktail for me.
"Joe, Charlie. Charlie, Joe." I nodded at the guy, my height (5'9"), slender, tastefully short brown hair and mustache/goatee. He had a 'young Donald Sutherland' appearance. Animal House age.
He smiled and shook my hand, "Horrible to meet you. Your wife took me for ten bucks." His voice was somewhat effeminate and it fit him well.
"That's on you." I said, taking my last sip before having to pick mint out of my teeth.
The very next statement, "She tells me you're bisexual. That true?"
I looked at Mel. She'd played three rounds of darts with dude and talked about our sex life? I mean, she knew the guy but three games?
She shrugged and grinned, "Don't be so suburban. You're not closeted." I was buzzing anyway. I shrugged.
"Yeah, bisexual. Wouldn't have it any other way." I smiled back at him.
A moment passed before he said, "You're blatant_bi_guy." He said.
"Good guess, how'd you know?" I asked looking at Mel and smiling.
He sat on my side of the table, "Your build, hair color. And you're the only hit on the app in under 100 feet."
I glanced at my phone. I'd left apps open. I usually did when I wasn't at work. I glanced at my phone and perused. "Sld_Snk"? I said in a query.
He answered yes and I checked his profile. Nude pics, tastefully done laying in bed. His cock was a slender, beautiful thing. Foreskin just to the tip of his head, a uniform white so brilliant it was almost transluscent and a set of
testicles that looked almost delicate.
"Beautiful setup." I said, handing the phone to Mel. He'd smiled when I was looking but was somewhat taken back by my handoff.
I waved it off, "Either she can look or I can describe it in extraordinary detail." He visibly relaxed.
Earlier in the day, Mel had gone out with one of her straight married friends to the local outlet mall. The straight married friend ate her out twice in two different changing rooms, because apparently 'straight' covers a lot nowadays.
I mean, how many app profiles have you seen where the dude is "straight" and can't be in a room with you for five minutes before he's trying to get your cock in his ass? Apparently some of Mel's female friends subscribe to that as well.
But if they're "straight", then they're not cheating, right?
While getting ready to go out, Mel had given me the entire rundown. I then dragged her back in the shower and bent her over, my six inches sliding into her with ease.
Believe me, the action with her friend had put her in a mood. We left the house almost a half hour late.
We still made it to the restaurant for dinner before the Saturday madness took place. During the meal...which we don't use our phones through...she'd gotten several texts from one of her hookups that she saw when we walked into the bar.
This guy, a married gent in his early 30's, thoroughly believed she was cheating on me, because it made him feel better about cheating on his wife. Personally I knew that he was uncut, somewhere a touch under six inches but on the thick side. He had a pair of heavy, pendulous balls that would slam into her asshole in a tantalizing way in the right position.
His cum tasted like our old friend Ray, musky and thick, with an undertaste of something antiseptic. Since we both loved eating cum, it wasn't hard to picture.
Apparently, according to texts, he was going to be available later that night. The wife and kids were going to Pine Mountain and he'd love to get with her.
"I told Joe I was going to a bar with some friends. Pick me up about ten?" She'd answered him. It was now a quarter till. His car was already parked in the rear. A fairly important guy in town, he wasn't about ready to be seen.
"So I can leave you boys alone to your own devices?" She said in her buzzing joviality. I just nodded, there wasn't a good chance I'd be fooling around with Charlie.
"Where's she going?" He asked.
I glanced over to where she was sliding into his car, "She's got a hookup. The guy she's cheating on me with." I took a sip of the cocktail with just a hint of a comfortable numbness in my head.
His eyes were saucers, "Wait, she says she's cheating on you?" He asked somewhat shocked.
Laughter. I didn't realize it was me for a second, "Oh shit, sorry. Yeah, she's not actually cheating on me. I'll know every motion they're gonna go through when she tells me later. The guy thinks she is."
He laughed, "That's...kinda funny."
"Mel is a goddam sexual tyrannosaurus." Apologies to Jesse Ventura for stealing his line, "No two men could keep up with her. We've had an open relationship since day one."
"Nice." He nodded and went back to his phone briefly. "Group stuff. Public. Nudity. Gloryholes. Bathhouses. Wait...watersports?"