My boyfriend Nick came back from the bathroom building in the park looking stressed out. "It's closed. And locked. In the middle of the summer! Why would they do that?"
"Uh-oh," I said, though an odd tingle of excitement had come alive between my legs. "I need to piss too." We'd shared a pitcher of beer with our lunch earlier, at the restaurant we'd walked here from, along with lots of water since it was a warm day.
"I have to pee *so bad*." His thighs pressed together, in the traditional dance of desperation, then he flopped down to sit beside me on the grass.
"Well, we can start walking home." Our apartment was a half-hour's walk away, through busy city streets. Watching him squirm with the need to piss the whole way wouldn't be too bad, even with my own bladder filling up. Especially with my own bladder filling up. "Maybe we'll find a bathroom on the way?"
But he just looked around, distracted and tense. "I don't know. I'm telling you, I cannot fucking wait, I'm about to flood my shorts."
I swallowed, getting seriously turned on by that mental image. "What if...okay, maybe if we find a bush, and I stand guard?" Because watching him piss outside would also be a new and delightful experience for me. In fact, watching him piss at all would be new for me. Nick was a tad pee-shy. We'd been living together a month, dating for half a year, and still he'd never peed in my presence. No wonder it turned me on: something new and forbidden.
He grimaced. "A guy standing up close to a bush with his hands at his crotch—everyone knows what he's doing. Cops patrol here all the time looking for indecent exposure and slapping tickets on people. I'm not going to pay however many hundred dollars just because I needed to pee."
"So, what, you're just going to wet your pants?" Admittedly, I was finding that idea weirdly hot too. Lots of alluring possibilities today.
"I...oh!" He sort of yelped the last word, twitched, and looked down at his crotch, where his hand was darting as if to stop something. I looked too. A dark stain was spreading there, quarter-sized. "Shit," he said, sounding utterly desperate.
My mouth had gone dry with lust. I could hardly tear my gaze from the slowly spreading spot on the dark blue front of his shorts. "Are you..."
"I managed to stop." He looked like he was struggling to retain bladder control; he was twitching where he sat. "But...shit. God, I have to go so bad. I cannot hold it, I seriously cannot."
I glanced around quickly. We were in the middle of an expanse of grass. No one nearby for a long way, just people strolling or playing Frisbee way off in other sections of the park. I scooted in front of him, set up my knees, and parted them. "Here, quick, sit like this."
"What?"