The bar was slow that evening. Just the regulars, and only few of them. There was really nothing to talk about, though of course we all exchanged pleasantries and mused on the weather. It was getting down to closing time, only an hour away. Then I could get these people out, and get the real work done. Well, there was one other thing I was looking forward to this particular evening.
After my one marriage, I had found a new outlet for my sexual energy. I was 28, single, horny, and open minded. A buddy of mine joked that I should try one of those phone apps. You know the ones. Then, one night in my bed, alone, stroking my lonely cock, I had a fantasy of having sex with a guy. Okay, so, not my first time getting off to some gay fantasy, but this time I remembered. And the next night I had a very similar fantasy playing out in my mind. And I knew I was really hooked. You all know the story: enjoying the fantasy, then acting on the fantasy. For myself, I debated for about three seconds when I got the chance, then dove right into the gay end of the pool. Six years and 4 girlfriends later, I was using whatever phone app I could find that would get me laid. With a man. A lot.
Back to the story. Earlier that afternoon, I was on one of those apps when he sent me a chat. Whatever his profile said, I only ever knew him as Boss. He made sure of it.
"Call me Boss."
I figured I'd try anything, so I replied. "Hi, Boss. How are you?"
"Horny. I need an ass to fuck."
Yeah, most times I've ever been on those apps I ignore the pushy ones. This time, however, I was too fucking horny to lose the opportunity.
"Sounds great. I work tonight, but I'm free after midnight... Boss?"
"I'll get you at work. Send me the address."
I sent it, and didn't hear back from him. I left for work hoping I'd get laid afterwards, but not very positive this particular seed would grow.
So, like I said, the bar was quiet, business slow. The kitchen had been closed for an hour, and I was going to close the bar early. Just the regulars drinking their regulars. Some playing pool, or darts. I called last call, was getting all the bills settled, when a guy walks in.
"Gonna tell him we're closed?" Darren, a regular at closing time, asked.
The new guy was probably mid-thirties, dark hair, blue eyes. He carried himself like a man. He sat down at my bar and asked for a pint. I poured him one, which meant I ended up pouring a whole other round for the rest of my bar patrons, including Darren. Finally, after getting the locals out, I was left alone with the new guy, Hank.
"Still looking to get fucked?" Hank asked.
"Wait. What?" Seriously, what the fuck just happened?