Kathy the Cuck Queen
We slept for most of the flight back to John Wayne.
After our night with Tain and Helena I was really sore. My first big black cock had been some of the most intense, mind-blowing, sex I'd ever experienced but, to be honest, it was a one time thing. My vagina felt like someone had run through it with a belt sander: no sex that day or the next.
We visited a volcano on the 4th- seemed somehow appropriate- spent the evening on our private little beach watching sunset and moonrise, and left on the 5th. It had been quite an adventure.
In early September Michael registered us for a bike ride from Newport Beach to Oceanside and back; it would be along PCH all the way. Riding was his passion so I knew he could do it but 100 miles was more than I could handle.
"I figured that, so we'll turn around in San Clemente," he told me. "You've done fifty before so it'll be a three or four hour ride, tops."
"Should be fun," I replied.
It took us about half an hour to get to Newport Center that Sunday and another few to find parking. It was chaos. Hundreds of bikes and even more people. People on bikes. People unloading bikes. People with megaphones telling people on bikes where to go. There were dozens of teams, people with matching jerseys. Fat people, fit people. It was crazy. We unloaded our bikes and joined the chaos.
"Kathy," said a voice from behind me, "Kathy?..."
I turned around. Coming toward me was a man, his face familiar but not remembered. Gray barely trimmed beard and sideburns, and peppered in his otherwise coal black hair. Central casting good looks: cyclists legs, lean in the waist and chest, muscles without the bulk. I would have remembered fucking a hunk like him. From where or when did I know him?
"I thought I recognized those gorgeous locks." He saw the puzzlement on my face. "Jeff, Jeff Thorensen. We met at my cousin Dolores' wedding."
Of course! She and I hung out together after classes and became close friends but, once she tied the knot, we kind of lost touch with each other. "Oh my god! How are you?" We shook hands and hugged which was a little awkward, He'd hit on me then- at least I took it as a hit. Something more than an innocent flirtation. He'd said I had the face of Claire Danes, the body of Charlize Theron, and hair like no one he'd ever seen, Kind of forward with the 'body like', at least I thought, but it was a nice complement. He turned out to be easy to talk with so we were together for the cake, champagne, dancing and all the other kabuki rituals that go into a big, big Catholic wedding.
"So how is Dolores? We sorta lost touch after she got married."
"Yeah, she moved up north. Has twins, three year olds now, and another on the way," he replied, His smile was engaging. "And you?"
Michael came up behind me, his arm around my waist. It was a timely interruption: I wasn't sure if I wanted to answer that question, or if I should. "Jeff," I deflected, "this is my husband, Michael."
"Mike for short," he said as they shook hands. "She's the only one who calls me Michael. You riding with a group, or solo?"
"Solo today, and only doing the 50 miler this time."
"Great! So you want to ride with us?" he asked, "we're gonna take it kinda slow."
"Sounds good to me," he replied, "I'm not in any hurry today." The talk between them turned to bikes and rides, longest, toughest, close calls and crashes.
"Oh shit!" Michael exclaimed suddenly, "I forgot the Go Pro, gotta go get it..."
"... like, what's to Go Pro?" I laughed as I reached into my pack and pulled it out, "storefronts and surf shops along PCH? And the stretch from Corona Del Mar into Laguna? B O R I N G." If he decided to shoot along the way, it wouldn't be anything like his epic videos from the mountain trails in Moab or San Diego, or even in the hills behind us. This was a relaxing leisurely low skill low stress fun ride. It was supposed to be, anyhow. Like the ride, a video would be boring, like a home movie your grandparents made about the Easter egg hunt your parents had when they were three.
"... probably right," he said upon reflection, "but keep it handy. Who knows, we might find something exciting."
Our small talk ended as the peloton funneled its way down Jamboree and threaded onto the Pacific Coast Highway. We donned our helmets, joined the mass, and started pedaling. As expected, it was relaxing, relatively easy... and boring.
The three of us had a lot of time to talk, but only in short bursts. For the most part, everyone rode in single file, pairing up on occasion, but never three abreast: PCH is a busy route. Because of the road noise, no one could hear what the other two were discussing. There could be secrets. There could be undiscovered exposures.
"So how long have you two been married?" he asked as he pulled along side.
"We got married in '16. July. Fresh outta college."