I had a lab partner in chemistry that I didn't know well. We were just grouped together because we happened to sit down at the same work bench on the first day of class. Dave turned out to be pretty good. He was serious about getting a good mark. He was a little odd. He said things without a filter.
Dave was from a large family and had to take the bus to University. We were both local kids going to the local University. I went there, because I lacked ambition, and he went there because it was all he could afford. Despite being 18, he didn't have a car, so when we had a project to do, I offered to drive him to my house after our lab.
We worked till dinner and after. We took a break because he wanted to see my house. I lived in a ranch style house. We had floor heating and Dave was interested in seeing how it worked. Our house was all one floor, except for a small basement, and it was spread out. I was showing him the rooms and he commented on how large each was. It turns out he had five brothers and sisters and with eight people living in a small house they didn't have a lot of empty space.
I was showing him the bedroom wing. Yes, we called it a wing, because it was extended away from the rest of the house. I showed him my bedroom and he walked across it, looking out the window.
"This room is like twice the size of mine. And I share mine with my brother." He ran and flopped down on my bed, bouncing, and ending up laying diagonally. "This bed is huge. If I had a room to myself, I would jerk it every night."
Had I heard him right?
I was looking down at him on the bed. I was attracted to him a bit. Not something I would let anyone know really. I was a little excited and I didn't want to let the comment pass by so I asked him "You can't jerk it at home?"
"Nahh. I have to wait until the house is empty or jerk it in the shower in the morning. Then everyone complains if you take a long shower. It's fucking embarrassing. Worse is waking up in the middle of the night with creamed underwear."
I felt compelled to take it to the next level, so I said. "You can jerk it here. We have time."
"Yeah? Really?"