This is for poeple 18 and over. The storie has gay sex in it M/M if you don't like it that is ok but please don't complain to me about it just keep on walking, thank you. I hope you all enjoy you thelimeyfromhell
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I never thought that I was gay. What I am about to tell you happened a few weeks ago. Like I said up till now I would have sworn blind I was straight.
It happened between my myself and a mate, to protect him and my self I will call him Mr. Big, you will find out why later, lol. He looks a bit like Ben Affleck, apart from the fact that Mr. Big has long hair and is well built and has a great six-pack. He works out a lot, unlike me.
I had just got back from London, Soho to be exact. Now Soho is the type of place you can get almost anything, if you know what I mean? Me, I go there to get porn. I got 1 all about cum shots; (or as the guys in the porn biz like to call them the money shots), the 2nd was all about B.J’s and the last looked really good it was a lesbian porn film.
When I got in I went in to the kitchen to get a bitter from my beer fridge, (I got 2 one for food and one for beer) and went back in to the front room and put the film on. As I opened my can of bitter the first scene started it had these 2 women dressed like ladies of the night kissing. It was just as a red head was going down on the dark haired woman when there was a knock on my front door.
“Great, why do people all was come over when you’re in the middle of something?” I asked myself as I got up to answer the door. As I opened the door I saw who it was and you guessed it, Mr. Big. We have known each other since we were kids almost 20 years. So it didn’t bother me when he just came in, even if I did say, “oh come on in why don’t you,” in a sarcastic tone. He just looked at me and said, “I will and while I am at it, I’d better get a beer, got any Bud?” It was then that he saw the film playing, “oh got another porno have you?”
“Yeah, I got some Bud and you know where they are. Looks like you need some fattening up, you skinny git.” Like I said we’ve known each other so long that we know how each other thinks, feels and we take the piss out of each a lot too. He came back into the room and we started the small talk that men do, you know, who we would do if we could, what car is better then the other.
It was a few scenes later and a few more beers as well when we got on to the B.J talk and as usual he started on about how his girl never liked to give him head. “I mean what I do I have to do to get her to blow me man,” he said.
We had talked about this before and it almost all ways pissed me off, so I looked at him and said, “hey at least you’re getting some.” My girlfriend had dumped me 3 months ago; you know how it goes. I don’t know why but I found myself looking at his crotch. He must have been as turned on as I was, judging by the bulge in his pants. I looked him in the face. “You know.” I said. “A friend of mine told that only a women really knows how to eat a women out.”
He looked back at me with slight smirk on his face and said. “Oh and what are you trying to say? Are you asking if you can give me a bit of head mate?” Mr. Big was blunt, which was one of the things I liked about him. He could be as blunt as 20-pound sledgehammer.
“I don’t know why I said, I guess to be truthful?” I said as I took a sip from my can of bitter. You see guys have these little rules that can be silly, ask any guy and they can come out with a whole list. One of them is no matter how well you know each other 2 guys cannot toss off in front of each other. It is ‘to gay’ as some guys would say, even if they happen to watching a porn film.