[Author's note - this is part two of a story that's pretty much 100% men's haircut fetish. There's not much in the way of explicit content but if you're into the kink there's probably something here you'll enjoy - HF]
III - Noli Me Tangere
The atmosphere in the theater was electric following Ethan's shearing. No-one present had ever seen anything like it.
A noisy clamor swelled in the auditorium as people discussed the dramatic haircut they'd just witnessed. 'Haircut'...hardly. Ethan's handsome hair had been stripped off without even the slightest semblance of mercy!
I turned to Devin.
"Well that's the end of our fun," I said.
"What do you mean?"
"Do you see anyone else wanting to volunteer after that??" I asked, gesturing towards the stage where Ethan's long, brown locks still littered the floor.
"Uh...maybe not...," he admitted.
But I was wrong. Not five minutes later an increase in the noise level indicated that we had another volunteer.
Admittedly, this second guy only had hair that was a couple of inches long but it was fun seeing him in the pillory anyway, the Gaoler looming over him, ominously running a big-knuckled hand over the dude's soft, furry head as he attempted to solve the riddles.
But the shears never came out. The volunteer answered two of the Monk's three riddles correctly and left the pillory one thousand bucks richer. He went back to his seat punching the air in delight.
The man's success seemed to motivate the audience.
The Monk waved another wad of five dollar bills in the air:
"One thousand dollars!... One thousand dollars in new five dollar bills!"
And almost immediately another volunteer stood up.
I looked over my shoulder. The guy was only a few rows away so I got a fairly decent look at him.
He looked about twenty five years old, a similar height to Ethan but a little more muscular. He wore a red sleeveless tank top with a big number '6' on it and faded blue jeans.
What was most striking though was the woman trying to pull the man back down into his seat by tugging on his arm. She must've been a similar age and I guessed she was his girl.
"Hux! Please, don't...," she said, in a whisper that was so loud half the audience heard.
"Let him go!" shouted a voice from the back of the theater, to much hilarity. But the girl kept yanking on the guy's arm, pleading with him to reconsider.
By now the Gaoler was edging his way in between rows, determined to snag the new volunteer before he could change his mind, or have it changed for him. Just as it looked as though the dude was going to sit back down, the Gaoler seized the man's arm and started hauling him towards the stage.
Almost the entire theater was by now applauding and cheering.
Just for a moment there was a brief tug-of-war between the thickset Gaoler and the diminutive blonde who was trying to save her boyfriend from a potentially catastrophic makeover, but it was no competition.
The girl let out a strangled squawk as she lost her grip on her boyfriend's arm and could only watch in dismay as he was escorted to the pillory.
Once he was directly under the studio lights, I came understand why the dude's girl was so desperate for him to change his mind.
He was very handsome, yes, incredibly so, but he also had some of the most beautiful shoulder-length hair I'd ever seen on a man.
It really was the color of dark chocolate. Any darker and it would've been almost black. God only knows what he used on it but each hair seemed to reflect the spotlights like the softest of silk. I could only imagine how it would've felt between my thumb and fingers. Like warm water maybe. And the weight of it...
He wore it parted in the center of his head from where the heavy locks fell in the slightest of waves to rest gently upon his broad, muscular shoulders, the very long bangs framing his attractive face, his upper lip and chin peppered with the dark stubble of his beard.
His hair radiated a halo of pure perfection that should've made any attempt to tamper with it a criminal offence. Noli me tangere, indeed. It was just beautiful, a genetic gift from the gods, and he must've been nurturing it for years. It was like being in the presence of some rare and exotic animal. Everyone in the auditorium knew it was something special.
I glanced across at the Gaoler, at his utility belt full of shears and clippers... Jesus, surely he wouldn't dare...
Things were about to get interesting.
The Gaoler half-pushed the guy behind the waiting pillory and padlocked him into it. A feeling of finality swept over the auditorium as the heavy lock clicked into place.
Well that's that, I thought. Either two riddles were answered correctly or someone was going to receive the most astonishing makeover of his life.
You know that moment at the fairground, when you're queuing up for the rollercoaster, shuffling forward in a line, and you can see the cars on the tracks, the safety bars raised, waiting; and then you clamber inside and the bars come down, pinning you into the seat, and your stomach let's you know that this is *not* a good idea but you have no choice, and anyway, it's too late to back out now.
That's what it felt like.
"Name!" demanded the Monk.
"Uh...Hux," said Hux.
The Gaoler silently walked back around to the front of the pillory and pulled Hux's hair out from where it had become trapped between his neck and the oak planking as the mechanism was closed.
Hux looked almost straight down at the floor, his hair hanging freely from his head in two glossy, dark-brown sheets. It really was astonishing. Some of the individual strands must've been ten inches long, at least.
Secured at the neck, with his head bowed and his hands immobile, Hux's hair looked incredibly vulnerable. It swayed slightly as he struggled to get into a more comfortable position.
With his wrists up by his head and wearing the red tank top, I had flashes of his hairy pits sprouting dark fur that shared the same coloring with the hair on his head. And then, like a true pervert, my mind went to his pubes and I wondered if they too shared that same intense dark brown color.
"David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and?"
Oh man. The contest had started and Hux had two minutes to answer.
An expectant hush descended on the theater. The stakes couldn't be higher. If Hux got two riddles correct he'd be $1000 richer and we'd all breathe again. If he didn't... well we could all be witnesses to something truly memorable.
Hux angled his head up and looked out into the audience.
I could see from his expression that he was over-thinking this one. It was easy! Any child knew the answer.
What felt like just seconds later, the tolling bell announced the end of the two minutes.
"Uh...Pop?" answered Hux, without the least confidence.
Someone in the audience actually laughed out loud.
"No, Hux," said the Monk in a withering tone. "The answer is David."