After five minutes of arguing with Leo we had gotten nowhere, we were yelling in circles about trivial blights that we had done to each other over the years like the time he pushed me off a high diving board and almost drowned or the time I told on him for bringing our water gun fight indoors when it was really my fault, but other than minor offences we weren't admitting to anything. However, I soon grew tired of our meaningless quarrelling and wanted to get into the "nitty gritty", we did have a wedding to attend and I wasn't sure if I was going to talk to the groom or not.
"Where were you?" I asked Leo sternly, "last month, when I texted you and no one knew where you were for the week, tell me where you were."
"I just wasn't home, where I was is not important," Leo replied, (stupidly) "but since you want to get in the thick of it, what were you doing at my house when I wasn't there, I know my mom and dad were out, and my sister was in surgery, the only person I have no tabs on are you and Greg."
"I'm sorry what are you accusing me of?"
"I'm not accusing, I'm presenting facts and hoping you will tell me the truth..."
"The truth! You want me to tell you the truth but you don't want to admit to your own lies?!"
"Honestly?!"
"Yes honestly!"
"Honestly, I just want us to move past this, I don't want to talk about it or talk through it, I just want to blow past it until it's so far behind us that we can look back on this and laugh, I just want us to get back to good."
"WHAT! What type of nonsense bs was that supposed to be, back to good, have you not been paying attention to me at all? I'm not a blow past it and hope for the best type of person, I'm the type that talks, or if necessary yells, until the situation is resolved. You really don't know me at all do you?"
"Don't know you, I know you better than anyone, we've been friends for almost 9 years, and though we haven't been "together" for a long time, I still know a lot more about you than others."
I wanted to yell back at him that if I knew he was really like this then we should have stopped being friends long ago, but then he started to take off his t-shirt.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"I have to get dressed, we do have a wedding to attend." Leo replied.
"Well, stop it."
"Why, oh right, se I know you well enough to know that you can't argue with a naked opponent."
He undid his tight jeans and in one fluid motion took off his pants and socks and threw them to the side, Leo then walked over to a closet door, in nothing but some skintight white briefs, and got out the garment bag with his tuxedo for the weeding.
"So," Leo sighed throwing the garment bag onto the couch in front of him "I've told you want I want to happen, tell me what you want Darren."