Author's Note: Nothing philosophically deep here; merely a self-contained bit of 'homobearotic' smut that fans of the genre, both male and female, can hopefully use to incite a little masturbatory bliss. I hope it does the trick. Enjoy!
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He fairly waddled over to my table. As usual, I was sitting by myself. Men my size tend to intimidate most people, I guess.
I wondered if he was in the bar legally since he didn't look a day older than eighteen. He offered me a pudgy little lily-white hand in greeting. I took it and gave it a firm shake. He shivered at my touch.
"I'm Lyle," he said in a voice that sounded as under-aged as he looked.
"Harvey," I responded, "But my friends call me Harv. Care to join me, Lyle?"
"Love to...Harv!" he happily accepted.
Lyle pulled a chair out and seated himself. He then set some kind of fruity mixed drink down in front of him and uneasily leaned forward to sip from the straw that stuck out the top as he watched me take a tug off my double bourbon.
I don't usually go for the young ones. However, there was something about him I was instantly drawn to. For having such a 'baby face', he was strikingly handsome.
"What are you drinking?" he asked.
"Bourbon."
"Straight? No ice or water even?"
"It's called 'neat'...a double bourbon, neat," I explained, "What about you?"
"It's called a tropical sunset...rum, I think."
"Maybe a bit of vodka, too...if they mixed it right," I informed him, "Please don't be offended but...are you old enough to be drinking that...in here, I mean?"
Lyle blushed and then smiled; not a single crinkle in the flawless, hairless skin that covered his round, cherubic face appeared.
"Oh, yes sir! The bartender carded me and everything."
I smiled and nodded.
"I'm finally twenty-one today!" he boasted.
I raised my glass for a toast and he touched his to it. While I hooked down the last of what was in mine, I heard his straw gurgle as he polished off his. I set my empty down.
"Happy birthday, then," I acknowledged and pointed at his empty glass, "Another?"
"Yes sir!" he replied, sporting an irrepressible grin.
I went to the bar and bought us another round. When I returned he pushed our empty glasses out of our way to make room for the fresh drinks.
"So what brings you to The Chuck Wagon?" I asked as I sat.
"I've been dying to get in this place almost since I first got here to start college."
"Why?"
He squirmed a little in his seat and then finally lifted his eyes to mine as he nervously said, "Once I got here and came out, I heard a lot of the other gay kids making fun of it. They said it was full of fat, hairy, old men who couldn't find their dicks with tweezers and a mirror."
I made a pained expression at the tired and typically inaccurate stereotype.
"And?"
"And...it just gave me hard-on. You see, I...I've always loved...daddy bears," he cautiously confessed.
"Is that so?"
"Oh, yeah!" he enthused, lighting up at my non-judgmental reaction, "Nothing gets me harder than a hairy man with a big, handsome, dad belly!"
I sensed there was more to his allusion to those two particular traits than merely a casual confession.
"So has the place lived up to your expectations?"
"It has now!" he declared, "I haven't been able to take my eyes off you since you walked in!"
I was right, not to mention flattered.
"Oh?"
"For sure! You must be the daddy-est bear I've ever seen!"
"Well, thank you."
"You're welcome. Can I feel your beard? It's so handsome!"
"Of course."
Lyle reached out and began gently stroking my medium length, salt and pepper beard with the palm of his hand.
"So full and soft," he sighed.
He lifted his hand to the top of my head and rubbed it for a few seconds.
"I love the way you're balding too...VERY 'daddy'!"
He then turned his attention to my beefy midsection, "Can I feel your belly?"
I turned my chair out to give him access. Lyle cupped his hand to my beard again and then slid it down over my chest until it came to rest on the top of my rounded paunch. He slowly ran it over its pronounced convexity.
"Nothing soft about this...feels like a boulder!"
He caught sight of the bulge in the left leg of my khaki trousers and looked up at me, as if asking permission to proceed. He was incredibly cute. I was pretty sure he was ready to pull his pants down and bend over the table for me right then and there. I nodded.
His hand slowly found its way down between my thighs. He gasped at its heft as he hesitantly cupped it.
"Oh my GOD! No need for tweezers or a mirror to find this I'm guessing," he tittered as his fingers nimbly sorted out cock from balls.
I laughed.
"Not that I ever recall anyway."
Seeing how turned on he was to me, I mischievously laid a hand on top of his and pressed it to my package more firmly. I began erecting from the pressure.
"It's getting hard!" he excitedly reported, cautiously scanning the bar to see if anyone noticed his groping.
"It tends to do that whenever a handsome fellow like you touches it," I said with a grin.
Lyle nervously laughed and slipped his hand out from under mine, immediately grabbing his drink for another sip. I wondered if I might've gone a bit too far in giving him that little birthday thrill, but he stayed put. So, I stayed turned out and, sure enough, he sneaked another couple of peeks at it.
"How big is it?" he inquired in a near whisper.
"If you're asking for a measurement...I've never bothered. Let's just say I've never wanted for more."
He lifted an eyebrow at my coy response and flashed me a winning smile. We finished the round I'd bought us.