"Seen Tom?" I asked one of the guys I knew on a market stall.
Tom was in my charge whilst his official keeper had an appointment with his Doctor to check on a flu virus or something. He was slightly mentally disabled although you'd never think it from his appearance.
"Bloody hell! I have just had a thought" screeched Phil, the stall assistant. It is just that we have been so busy you see. Tom was here a few minutes ago chatting to my mate on the stall Jason. Then a few moments later Jason told me to hold the fort a little because he had some urgent business to attend to in the truck behind, and that not to disturb him. That can only means one thing, he is always doing it, if he see's a guy he fancies he is away for a quickie like a shot, But the thing is, he is my boss so I can't protest can I?"
"In the truck you say, you mean the big white van behind?"
"That's it" Phil said pointing.; " Sorry Pete, I should have noticed and warned Jason because I don't think he realizes about Tom"
I was off and was knocking at the van door. There was no response so I wrenched the back door open and there was Jason ready to go.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" Jason yelled trying to cover up with his hand.
"You fucking' idiot, don't you realize Tom is mentally unbalanced?
"Sorry I had no ideas, but he seemed keen enough."
"He is just being friendly that's all."
"Trust my luck, you can't win 'em all though - but what am I going to do about this? You caught me at the most inopportune e time."
He meant his great big erection he was trying to calm in his hand.
I need to explain Jason is the kind of guy you like or you hate, I had known him a few weeks ever since he'd opened his knew grocery market stall and must say I was rather attracted to him. He was enviously of my trend that was evident. But at that moment, looking at him I did empathize in spoiling his fun, but it could not be at Tom's expense, and certainly not whilst he was in my charge.
"It's odd though, Pete. Tom did seem to enjoy playing with me."
"He would, as far as he was concerned it was like handling a lump of dough - they are teaching them how to make bread apparently at their work training."
Jason saw the funny side of that and immediately lost his erection, I wonder why?!