What if a dick measuring contest was truly a *contest*? Roll the dice to find out if you are worthy...
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Sixteen musclebound hunks from the New Dale Fitness Club woke up groaning on a beach. Not too odd for a gang of college spring breakers and their older club members along to "chaperone", if it hadn't been for their total nudity.
Jolting up in the morning sun and brushing sand off their smooth bodies in various stages of competition readiness, they threw questions at each other but no one knew how they'd gotten to this tropical cove with no civilization in sight.
Strewn around like natural features were man-high chunks of mirror polished metal in smooth shapes. Several men flexed at their reflections on instinct.
A figure materialized in the air, transparent and hovering, all features blurred. An equally blurry ten inch schlong dangled between his legs.
By now, Caleb Wong had found his equally confused boyfriend Jonathan Tyler in the crowd. Jon was white, brunet, tall -- almost a head over Caleb -- and people never failed to mention his sunshiny smile.
A voice boomed from the floating figure.
[Welcome to Virility Island, new contestants. Let's see what we're working with.]
"I thought," Jon mumbled, "that's just a dumb urban legend."
As the boyfriends clasped hands, Caleb's small, tightly cut dick pulsed to life. Even Jon's thick, uncut rod seemed to be chubbing. Embarrassing for the two gays in the group. Except... *every* club "member" was on the rise.
A number appeared on Jon's forehead in lightly glowing letters.
"Caleb, babe..." Jon said, frowning. "It says 3.6 on your face. That's your dicklet's size isn't it?"
Caleb felt his arousal grow. "5.6 for you. So all those times we called it a six incher..."
Jon grinned sheepishly, his gaze flickering to a polished metal arch where his dick looked back at him.
"Fuck no," shouted someone -- Tyrell. The huge black guy stood before a mirroring bean-shape where his face was reflected along with his "7.5" facial inscription. Tyrell grabbed his thick, cut tool and shook it at the hovering figure as it hardened. "I'm eight, motherfucker."
"What are you complaining about?" Luis Martinez (6 on his forehead) asked. The 30-something Hispanic bodybuilder with strong eyebrows and throbbing six inches spread his arms. "You're still the biggest dude here, Tyrell. No need to be embarrassed. Unlike..."
His casual gesture was caught by Ryan Li (3.2) who had the smallest forehead number -- and manhood. Ryan was the beefiest looking guy in the club, a bouncer by profession, short but monstrously massive with a short mohawk and Chinese tattoos "draped" from his shoulders down his whole back. His boner was cutesy by comparison to the rest. He growled, "Don't. Fucking don't."
The voice boomed across the beach again.
[The rules are simple. Roll your dice and add your manhood, in full inches.]
"Fuck me," groaned athletic pretty-boy Jason Kim (5.9). "Spent my whole life thinking I'm six."
Caleb looked at Jason's hard-on just like everybody else. He resolved not to draw attention to his own small tool.
[The bigger number wins. With no opponent, just roll over ten. Complete Virility Island to win.]
"All right," Luiz (6) said and clapped his hands. "Let's all stick together and-"
[You will be split into groups...Now.]
Luiz raised a fist. "Well what if we-"
Bright light and a swoosh vanished a dozen men. Left on the beach were Caleb Wong (3.6), Jonathan Taylor (5.6) and two more hunks.
Diego Rodriguez (4.9, loosely cut, slightly bending up) was a buff, bald firefighter, shorter than Jon but broad chested and wide shouldered, with a sleeve tattoo. His wide, flat nose had been broken before and a healed scar cut through his right eyebrow.
Xavier Davis (4.7, uncut but skinned back) was a black hunk with short dreadlocks with frosted tips and a septum ring. His hands and feet were so large, Caleb had expected a much bigger dick. He had possibly the best eight-pack in the fitness club.
The four men stepped closer together among the weird mirror elements, each vaguely trying to cover his erection with a hand or pointing it away.
[Only one way leads out of this cove and that's where you will find your most important equipment -- your jewel. Second only to your most important asset - Manhood!]
The figure vanished, leaving the hunks stunned.
"Okay," Diego (4.9) said slowly. "At least Kathy'll never know I'm not five and a half. Hehe."
Jon (5.6) let his hands fall away from his crotch. "Whatever is going on, let's win or at least try. Any ideas?"
Caleb (3.6) tore his eyes away from his boyfriend's delicious erection. The cove rose up all around, topped by jagged looking rocks that would be painful to climb on naked. There was the open ocean in one direction and a little waterfall in the other.
"Do we swim out of here?" Caleb suggested. "Seems like the one way the asshole was talking about."
They moved knee deep into the cool, clear water, their toes sinking into submerged sand.
[Swim challenge,] said the voice. [Leader rolls for the group. Jon will be your team captain since he has the most manhood.]
A big twenty sided dice appeared over Jon's head, translucent and without numbers on the surfaces. Instead a number appeared within -- 8. His manhood of 5 was added and the dice flashed blue as it passed the threshold of ten.
With a shrug, Jon dropped himself into the waves and the others followed. Having the water resist his forward pointing cock made Caleb even hornier.
Something brushed against his feet and he flinched. So did the others. He looked into the crystal clear water. Tentacles were rising through swirling mud.
[Combat cannot proceed without the jewel. You lose without rolling.]
Tentacles gripped their ankles. Grunting turned to yelling and the hunks found themselves pulled underwater. The waves closed over Caleb when even his short frame would have been able to stand on that spot.
[Survival challenge,] announced the voice in the Asian man's ear, dampened by the water. [We move to individual rolls now.]
His dice showed a 6 -- plus his 3 inches, which was not enough to get to 10. Everybody else succeeded at their survival and was released.
Jon came back for him immediately, reaching for his hand. Diego followed a second later. They pulled on Caleb and Jon kicked at the tentacle. The voice announced again that combat was not possible.
Jon pulled himself past his boyfriend and dug his hands into the tentacle.
[Luck challenge]
Jon got a 16(+5) and the monster pulled away with a scream from far below that no real sea creature would make.
They dragged themselves to shore. All of them were still fully erect.
It took mere seconds before they were wildly jerking off. Normally Caleb would have sucked his top but Jon wasn't initiating in the presence of two straight buddies so each man rubbed his own rod. A pleasurable shiver saw Caleb shoot quite a load into the sand. Everybody had been full of cum with all loads on the bigger side.
Their erections did not go down as they picked themselves up and explored inland.
"Look," Xavier said. "The waterfall's in front of a secret cave. Fucking clichΓ©. Should have checked that first thing."
They waded through the shallow pond and let the waterfall free them of sand as they entered the narrow cave entrance.